I am just a thorn in everybody's side.

I am not in any way a conspiracy theorist and have no time for such nonsense.

I am looking at opening a school of social engineering. The McAfee School of Social Engineering has a nice ring to it. Beyond that, it is hard to say what life will bring my way.

I am pro-American.

I am tough but I have a soft side.

I am attracted to the dark side of life!