I am not in any way a conspiracy theorist and have no time for such nonsense.

I am just a thorn in everybody's side.

I am looking at opening a school of social engineering. The McAfee School of Social Engineering has a nice ring to it. Beyond that, it is hard to say what life will bring my way.

I am not prejudiced in any way.

I am a wire-walker. I can walk any time, anywhere - I'm indestructible.

I'm not a conspiracy theorist - I'm a conspiracy analyst.