I am thankful that geniuses and artists and good people, no matter how hard it is, will eventually be recognized. I am doubly thankful that also goes for idiots.

I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. It's not the key to your house, your car, your boat, your safety deposit box, your bike lock or your private community. It's the key to order, sanity, and peace of mind. The key is 'Delete.'

I am a people watcher and I have a very good memory.

The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born.

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me.

I'm obsessive. I want to know the answer to how good I am. Most people aren't.