I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me.

I am thankful that geniuses and artists and good people, no matter how hard it is, will eventually be recognized. I am doubly thankful that also goes for idiots.

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me.

We have wild animals in zoos, yet people rarely meet their 'food' face to face.

While editors and newspaper owners currently fret over shrinking readership and lost profits, they do the one thing that insures cutting their own throats; they keep reducing space for the one feature that attracts new young readers in the first place; the comic strips.

To listen to your own silence is the key to comedy.