I became a lesbian out of devout Christian charity. All those women out there are praying for a man and I gave them my share.

While cats can be infuriating, little old women in fur coats, they make me laugh. Of course, dogs, horses and my highly social chickens are dear to me, too.

I believe in a lively disrespect for most forms of authority.

Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash.

Morals are private. Decency is public.

Intuition is a suspension of logic due to impatience.