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When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't wa...
J.K. SIMMONS![]()
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
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CHRIS MACHADO![]()
See, Red? When life hands you lemons, you know what you gotta do now."
"Yes, Mr. Cliche. I know...
PRISCILLA GLENN![]()
When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. I have several stands around here.
JAMES BRADY![]()
When life gives you lemons, do NOT make lemonade. Lemonade is for losers. Make orange juice instead.
NESHIALY S.![]()
See, Red? When life hands you lemons, you know what you gotta do?”
“Wow,” Lauren said. �...
PRISCILLA GLENN![]()
When life gives you lemons, follow the five-step plan:
1.Sit on the couch.
2.Turn on the T...
ANONYMOUS![]()
See, Red? When life hands you lemons, you know what you gotta do
now.”
“Wow,” Lauren...
PRISCILLA GLENN![]()
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you ...
CASSANDRA CLARE![]()
When life hands you lemonade, don't try to make lemons
VINCE GUTHRIE![]()
When Life Gives You Lemons you tell life to Get a Life because lemons are a terrible gift.
PATRICK SCHELL![]()
I believe if life gives you lemons make lemonade…then find someone that life gave vodka to and hav...
RON WHITE![]()
I believe if life gives you lemons make lemonade
then find someone that life gave vodka to and have...
RON WHITE When life gives you lemons, make them into lemonade. No matter how bad, it will give you the strengt...
MYLYN YAMPAN![]()
Life keeps throwing me lemons because I make the best lemonade...
KING JAMES GADSDEN![]()
I believe when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade...and try to find someone whose life ...
RON WHITE![]()
When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Then find someone who's life is givin' them vodka and...
RON WHITE When life gives you lemons, make assless chaps.
ANGIE WEST When life gives you lemons! Make a fruit salad!
LULU MARES![]()
If life gives you lemons, don't settle for simply making lemonade - make a glorious scene at a l...
ELIZABETH GILBERT I want to make lemonade out of the lemons that were dealt to me.
BARON HILL![]()
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose ...
RON WHITE![]()
When life gives you lemons, make sure you know whose eyes you need to squeeze them in.
COLLEEN HOOVER When life gives you lemons, order the lobster tail.
ZIAD K. ABDELNOUR When life gives you lemons, throw them back.
DAN WALDSCHMIDT![]()
When life gives you lemons, use Cosmic Ordering!
STEPHEN RICHARDS![]()
When life gives you lemons. . . You might as well shove 'em where the sun don't shine, because you s...
ROB THURMAN If Life Gives You Lemons, Make a Molotov Cocktail
DEAN CAVANAGH![]()
When life gives you lemons, sell them and buy a pineapple. How to better your life 101.
DAVIN TURNEY When life throws you lemons you make lemonade,When life throws you trash throw it out, feeling extre...
BONNIE ZACKSON KOURY When life gives you lemons, you throw them at the Government
SEANCITYNAVY![]()
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.
CATHY GUISEWITE![]()
When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
BILL WATTERSON When life gives you lemons, throw them at someone.
SEAN KEVIN SWEENEY![]()
If life hands you lemons, make lemonade! Words to live by, especially when you kept in mind t...
STEPHEN KING![]()
Twisting lemons into lemonade.
PETER DUCHAN When life gives you lemons, say cool, what else you got?
CARMEN IN THE SISTERHOOD OF THE TRAVELING PANTS If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice.
CONAN O'BRIEN If life deals you lemons, why not go kill someone with the lemons (maybe by shoving them down his th...
JACK HANDY You can made it anything you want it to be. I've taken a lot of lemons and make lemonade.
PHALANGE J. WORD when im mad i usually punch a wall but that doesnt work so when your mad you dont need to punch a wa...
DALLY SALAD When life gives you lemons, you don't make lemonade. You use the seeds to plant a whole orchard - an...
ANTHON ST. MAARTEN Talk about turning lemons into lemonade!
CATHERINE HAPKA![]()
I've always wanted to entertain people, and when I was in school, I was interested in creative w...
AJ LEE![]()
As you go about your daily life, you will encounter many lemons. Sour expressions, sour attitudes, s...
C. JOYBELL C. When life gives you lemons, you exchange them at the store for something more edible.
GRACE HELBIG When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and let the rest of the world wonder how you did it.
MARIA![]()
When life gives you lemons... choke on them and die... you stupid lemon eater.
SCOTT ADAMS![]()
If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt
DARYNDA JONES When life gives you lemons, make grape juice...then everyone will look at you funny and think to the...
JAMIE K. BATES In life they're not going to serve you lemons, they're going to serve you lemonade; and I don't real...
FELICIA DAY Those are a lot of tough questions. The question is: Can you make lemonade out of these lemons?
JEFFREY FINKLE You cant live champagne life,if you cant buy beer.
I DONT KNOW![]()
When life gives you lemons ask it for sugar and water too. Otherwise your final product would be som...
PRIYAVRAT GUPTA If life gives you lemons, pray for fruit, fruit of the Holy Spirit.
N. J. SALAVEENA When life gives you lemons you're not always going to have sugar and water at hand.
AMANDA CASH When life gives you lemonade, be unique and sell it for a profit
NIKHIL RAO AND KATHERINE REITER![]()
Says Momma: “I got handed lemons, too, y’know but I learned how to make lemonade with them… No...
ELIZABETH FLOCK![]()
When life gives you lemons...add melted butter , toasted paprike and dip some lobster in it!
STUART J. SCESNEY![]()
When life gives you lemons...add melted butter , toasted paprik and dip some lobster in it!
STUART J. SCESNEY![]()
When life gives you lemons...add melted butter , toasted paprika and dip some lobster in it!
STUART J. SCESNEY When they give you lemons, you need to make lemonade. When they give you oranges, you need to make o...
ALEX RODRIGUEZ When life hands you lemons, get yourself some limes because life can't be trusted.
- SAFAYA CARBON Hollywood's video marketers excel at making lemonade out of lemons.
TOM ADAMS![]()
It’s like being offered lemonade after having something really sweet. The lemonade was wonderful b...
KELLYN ROTH That's the silver lining. They gave us lemons and we made lemonade.
CHARLES LEACH![]()
When life hands you a lemon, say, "Oh yeah, I like lemons. What else ya got?"
HENRY ROLLINS If life gives you lemons...you know you have a Herculean hangover. Either that, or you're holding Te...
PRABHUDOSS SAMUEL![]()
As far as I'm concerned, there are two types of people in this world: people like Queeg who, when li...
MELISSA DECARLO i know im not the girl you wanted. not the one you want to hear from. but what you see is what you g...
SIMI GREWAL i dont like when people say you know when they are in the middle of telling you something to me it g...
DALLY SALAD When life hands you lemons go ahead and throw them at someone.
KEVIN HAMMONS Beyond making lemonade out of lemons it's the idea that out of destruction comes creation.
BONNIE CLEARWATER![]()
Science isn't about WHY, it's about WHY NOT!
J.K. SIMMONS![]()
I always thought that what Rajima did with those cast-off peels was a metaphor for how she dealt wit...
PADMA LAKSHMI when life gives you lemon, take it. don't waste food
GISELLE MARQUEZ I think life gives you lemons, and the thing that I'm working on doing is not watering it down, ...
CAM When life hands you lemons, make lemonade and lemon pie, ... That may sound trite, yet what I mean i...
ANNE WHITE when life give me a lemon, i make myself an iced tea. mixed it up, it became my favorite
AYET LEE CYRUS WINDWALKER![]()
We live in a world where lemonade is made from aritificial flavoring and furniture polish is made fr...
MAD MAGAZINE![]()
My living in Yorkshire was so far out of the way, that it was
actually twelve miles from a lemon.
SYDNEY SMITH![]()
do tou think i would speak for you? i dont even know your language
JUDD NELSON Now, it's a matter of seeing whether the funding is forthcoming. We're trying to make lemonade from ...
KATIE DECKER We dont know what were going to go home to, ... If we dont have anything anymore, Im not sure I want...
IAN WILLIAMSON![]()
Dont try to go too fast. Learn your job. Dont ever talk until you know what youre talking about. If ...
SAM RAYBURN![]()
O yes youwl want to think on that you dont want your mouf to walk you where your feet dont want to g...
RUSSELL HOBAN Demand your respect. Know what you want out of a man so he can manifest and become it... But that wo...
NERISSA IRVING It looks pretty bad with the lemons, and I know that we've got damage in the navel orange groves as ...
BOB KRAUTER Just like lemons can be turned into lemonade and apples into apple pie, an ignorant person can be tu...
ALLIE STEPHENS Wear scarlet! Tear the green lemons
off the tree! I don't want
to forget who I am, what ha...
DENISE LEVERTOV![]()
Hush now baby, baby, dont you cry.Mother's gonna make all your nightmares come true.Mother's gonna p...
PINK FLOYD![]()
Dont GiVe UP iF U StIll WaNna TrY*
DonT WIpE YOUR TeARS IF YOU StiLL WANT TO Cry
DON'T SET...
TRENT REZNOR We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors and furniture polish i...
ALFRED NEUMAN We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors and furniture polish i...
ALFRED NEWMAN We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors and furniture polish i...
ALFRED E. NEUMAN When you try to talk about yourself, you dont know who you are, or what your like, or what your like...
CAROL CHANNING Any waste stream in our society can be turned into a revenue stream. It's turning the lemons in ...
BILLY PARISH For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here's a tip: why not add a slice of lemon to each jar, ...
JACK HANDY
PORTAL 2
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't wa... J.K. SIMMONS
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. UNKNOWN CHRISTIAN When life gives you lemons, say Fuck that i order apples. Dont take anything but apples.
CHRIS MACHADO
See, Red? When life hands you lemons, you know what you gotta do now.""Yes, Mr. Cliche. I know...
PRISCILLA GLENN
When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. I have several stands around here. JAMES BRADY
When life gives you lemons, do NOT make lemonade. Lemonade is for losers. Make orange juice instead. NESHIALY S.
See, Red? When life hands you lemons, you know what you gotta do?”“Wow,” Lauren said. �...
PRISCILLA GLENN
When life gives you lemons, follow the five-step plan:1.Sit on the couch.
2.Turn on the T...
ANONYMOUS
See, Red? When life hands you lemons, you know what you gotta donow.”
“Wow,” Lauren...
PRISCILLA GLENN
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you ... CASSANDRA CLARE
When life hands you lemonade, don't try to make lemons VINCE GUTHRIE
When Life Gives You Lemons you tell life to Get a Life because lemons are a terrible gift. PATRICK SCHELL
I believe if life gives you lemons make lemonade…then find someone that life gave vodka to and hav... RON WHITE
I believe if life gives you lemons make lemonade
then find someone that life gave vodka to and have... RON WHITE When life gives you lemons, make them into lemonade. No matter how bad, it will give you the strengt...
MYLYN YAMPAN
Life keeps throwing me lemons because I make the best lemonade... KING JAMES GADSDEN
I believe when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade...and try to find someone whose life ... RON WHITE
When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Then find someone who's life is givin' them vodka and... RON WHITE When life gives you lemons, make assless chaps.
ANGIE WEST When life gives you lemons! Make a fruit salad!
LULU MARES
If life gives you lemons, don't settle for simply making lemonade - make a glorious scene at a l... ELIZABETH GILBERT I want to make lemonade out of the lemons that were dealt to me.
BARON HILL
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose ... RON WHITE
When life gives you lemons, make sure you know whose eyes you need to squeeze them in. COLLEEN HOOVER When life gives you lemons, order the lobster tail.
ZIAD K. ABDELNOUR When life gives you lemons, throw them back.
DAN WALDSCHMIDT
When life gives you lemons, use Cosmic Ordering! STEPHEN RICHARDS
When life gives you lemons. . . You might as well shove 'em where the sun don't shine, because you s... ROB THURMAN If Life Gives You Lemons, Make a Molotov Cocktail
DEAN CAVANAGH
When life gives you lemons, sell them and buy a pineapple. How to better your life 101. DAVIN TURNEY When life throws you lemons you make lemonade,When life throws you trash throw it out, feeling extre...
BONNIE ZACKSON KOURY When life gives you lemons, you throw them at the Government
SEANCITYNAVY
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. CATHY GUISEWITE
When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back. BILL WATTERSON When life gives you lemons, throw them at someone.
SEAN KEVIN SWEENEY
If life hands you lemons, make lemonade! Words to live by, especially when you kept in mind t... STEPHEN KING
Twisting lemons into lemonade. PETER DUCHAN When life gives you lemons, say cool, what else you got?
CARMEN IN THE SISTERHOOD OF THE TRAVELING PANTS If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice.
CONAN O'BRIEN If life deals you lemons, why not go kill someone with the lemons (maybe by shoving them down his th...
JACK HANDY You can made it anything you want it to be. I've taken a lot of lemons and make lemonade.
PHALANGE J. WORD when im mad i usually punch a wall but that doesnt work so when your mad you dont need to punch a wa...
DALLY SALAD When life gives you lemons, you don't make lemonade. You use the seeds to plant a whole orchard - an...
ANTHON ST. MAARTEN Talk about turning lemons into lemonade!
CATHERINE HAPKA
I've always wanted to entertain people, and when I was in school, I was interested in creative w... AJ LEE
As you go about your daily life, you will encounter many lemons. Sour expressions, sour attitudes, s... C. JOYBELL C. When life gives you lemons, you exchange them at the store for something more edible.
GRACE HELBIG When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and let the rest of the world wonder how you did it.
MARIA
When life gives you lemons... choke on them and die... you stupid lemon eater. SCOTT ADAMS
If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt DARYNDA JONES When life gives you lemons, make grape juice...then everyone will look at you funny and think to the...
JAMIE K. BATES In life they're not going to serve you lemons, they're going to serve you lemonade; and I don't real...
FELICIA DAY Those are a lot of tough questions. The question is: Can you make lemonade out of these lemons?
JEFFREY FINKLE You cant live champagne life,if you cant buy beer.
I DONT KNOW
When life gives you lemons ask it for sugar and water too. Otherwise your final product would be som... PRIYAVRAT GUPTA If life gives you lemons, pray for fruit, fruit of the Holy Spirit.
N. J. SALAVEENA When life gives you lemons you're not always going to have sugar and water at hand.
AMANDA CASH When life gives you lemonade, be unique and sell it for a profit
NIKHIL RAO AND KATHERINE REITER
Says Momma: “I got handed lemons, too, y’know but I learned how to make lemonade with them… No... ELIZABETH FLOCK
When life gives you lemons...add melted butter , toasted paprike and dip some lobster in it! STUART J. SCESNEY
When life gives you lemons...add melted butter , toasted paprik and dip some lobster in it! STUART J. SCESNEY
When life gives you lemons...add melted butter , toasted paprika and dip some lobster in it! STUART J. SCESNEY When they give you lemons, you need to make lemonade. When they give you oranges, you need to make o...
ALEX RODRIGUEZ When life hands you lemons, get yourself some limes because life can't be trusted.
- SAFAYA CARBON Hollywood's video marketers excel at making lemonade out of lemons.
TOM ADAMS
It’s like being offered lemonade after having something really sweet. The lemonade was wonderful b... KELLYN ROTH That's the silver lining. They gave us lemons and we made lemonade.
CHARLES LEACH
When life hands you a lemon, say, "Oh yeah, I like lemons. What else ya got?" HENRY ROLLINS If life gives you lemons...you know you have a Herculean hangover. Either that, or you're holding Te...
PRABHUDOSS SAMUEL
As far as I'm concerned, there are two types of people in this world: people like Queeg who, when li... MELISSA DECARLO i know im not the girl you wanted. not the one you want to hear from. but what you see is what you g...
SIMI GREWAL i dont like when people say you know when they are in the middle of telling you something to me it g...
DALLY SALAD When life hands you lemons go ahead and throw them at someone.
KEVIN HAMMONS Beyond making lemonade out of lemons it's the idea that out of destruction comes creation.
BONNIE CLEARWATER
Science isn't about WHY, it's about WHY NOT! J.K. SIMMONS
I always thought that what Rajima did with those cast-off peels was a metaphor for how she dealt wit... PADMA LAKSHMI when life gives you lemon, take it. don't waste food
GISELLE MARQUEZ I think life gives you lemons, and the thing that I'm working on doing is not watering it down, ...
CAM When life hands you lemons, make lemonade and lemon pie, ... That may sound trite, yet what I mean i...
ANNE WHITE when life give me a lemon, i make myself an iced tea. mixed it up, it became my favorite
AYET LEE CYRUS WINDWALKER
We live in a world where lemonade is made from aritificial flavoring and furniture polish is made fr... MAD MAGAZINE
My living in Yorkshire was so far out of the way, that it was
actually twelve miles from a lemon. SYDNEY SMITH
do tou think i would speak for you? i dont even know your language JUDD NELSON Now, it's a matter of seeing whether the funding is forthcoming. We're trying to make lemonade from ...
KATIE DECKER We dont know what were going to go home to, ... If we dont have anything anymore, Im not sure I want...
IAN WILLIAMSON
Dont try to go too fast. Learn your job. Dont ever talk until you know what youre talking about. If ... SAM RAYBURN
O yes youwl want to think on that you dont want your mouf to walk you where your feet dont want to g... RUSSELL HOBAN Demand your respect. Know what you want out of a man so he can manifest and become it... But that wo...
NERISSA IRVING It looks pretty bad with the lemons, and I know that we've got damage in the navel orange groves as ...
BOB KRAUTER Just like lemons can be turned into lemonade and apples into apple pie, an ignorant person can be tu...
ALLIE STEPHENS Wear scarlet! Tear the green lemons
off the tree! I don't want
to forget who I am, what ha...
DENISE LEVERTOV
Hush now baby, baby, dont you cry.Mother's gonna make all your nightmares come true.Mother's gonna p... PINK FLOYD
Dont GiVe UP iF U StIll WaNna TrY*DonT WIpE YOUR TeARS IF YOU StiLL WANT TO Cry
DON'T SET...
TRENT REZNOR We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors and furniture polish i...
ALFRED NEUMAN We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors and furniture polish i...
ALFRED NEWMAN We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors and furniture polish i...
ALFRED E. NEUMAN When you try to talk about yourself, you dont know who you are, or what your like, or what your like...
CAROL CHANNING Any waste stream in our society can be turned into a revenue stream. It's turning the lemons in ...
BILLY PARISH For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here's a tip: why not add a slice of lemon to each jar, ...
JACK HANDY
Moving to the country is a very bold thing to do. You can have vague romantic notions about doing th... 
The rock star is dying. And it's a small tragedy. Rock stars have blogs now. I have no use for t... 
An artist's duty is rather to stay open-minded and in a state where he can receive information a... 
Dresses for breakfasts, and dinners, and balls.
Dresses to sit in, and stand in, and walk in;
... 
And said to myself, as I lit my cigar,
"Supposing a man had the wealth of the Czar
Of the Russ... 
April, April,
Laugh thy girlish laughter,
Then, the moment after,
Weep thy girlish tears... 
Too long, that some may rest,
Tired millions toil unblest. 
Black cat or white cat, it's a good cat that catches the mice. 
I knew a very wise man that believed that . . . if a man were
permitted to make all the ballads, he... 
Tradition is but a meteor, which, if it once falls, cannot be rekindled. Memory, once interrupted, i... 
Books to judicious compilers, are useful; to particular arts and professions, they are absolutely ne... 
He that never thinks can never be wise. 
There was a time, in the not so distant past, that if you didn't have what you needed on Thanksg... 
I don't know if I have a brand. I just see myself as an athlete and a competitor, someone who ju... 
I just see myself as an athlete and a competitor, someone who just works really hard at trying to ge... 
I have no superstitions. I don't have to have a Sunday outfit. I don't have socks or underwe... 
Stay strong. Stand up. Have a voice. 
He who has so little knowledge of human nature as to seek happiness by changing anything but his own... 
No man will be a sailor who has contrivance enough to get himself into a jail; for being in a ship i... 
My dear friend, clear your mind of cant. 
While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. 