I bet when neanderthal kids would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, 'Don't forget the thick, heavy brows.' Then they would get all embarrassed because they remembered they had the big husky brows too, and they'd get mad and eat the snowman.

Probably the saddest thing you'll ever see is a mosquito sucking on a mummy. Forget it, little friend.

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.

One of the things we often forget about gangster rappers is they are kids coming up from the real underbelly of American life,

Don't slip into the traps, and don't forget about your 'hood, the kids in the 'hood. Remember, you're disposable, so take advantage while you can.

I'll never forget it. We could hear those kids screaming in delight and terror from a half mile away. We must have looked like a pirate ship emerging from nowhere. That was the only time since I've been on the Nina that I wished I could have been watching it from land instead of being on deck.