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I can be a gentleman off and on. When the urge hits me. - Tran

Krista Alasti

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Why would Dad call you? I mean, you have to admit that he would have been better off calling the local prison and asking them to send out one of the convicted killers to come find me. - Shella
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Don’t be hating on my peacock. It’s just not right. - Kye
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You’re starting to look like you did before, and that’s not good because what you looked like was complete shit, so get up and go to bed so I can stop acting like your mother. I can already feel my balls starting to recede. And hey, does it look like I’m growing breasts? - Kye
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Just shut up and talk. - Shella
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