I can't pretend that I'm a great student of the art of comedy because anybody that becomes philosophical about humour doesn't know what he's talking about.

My comedy doesn't come from any calculations and studies.

I don't believe that anybody has come to a conclusion on why something is funny. It's funny because it's ridiculous and it's ridiculous for different reasons at different times.

If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck.

I went to art school, I think it helped me a great deal because it taught me who I am.

Most men are not wicked... They are sleep-walkers, not evil evildoers.