If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck.

I can't pretend that I'm a great student of the art of comedy because anybody that becomes philosophical about humour doesn't know what he's talking about.

They're rugged phones. You can run over them with a truck.

I thought, 'Maybe I'll get in my truck and try to run him over,' but then I thought, 'He probably has a gun,' so I decided to not be a hero and just go call 911 instead,

The truck was really fast, we just couldn't get a long enough green flag run there toward the end to get a good run on Todd and Skinner. But we were fast. Randy Goss, David Dollar and everyone on the No. 47 team and at Morgan Dollar gave me an awesome truck to drive tonight. We ran out of time to get back up there and race them for win.

I thought, 'Maybe I'll get in my truck and try to run him over,' but then I thought, 'He probably has a gun,' so I decided to not be a hero and just go call 911 instead.