I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life.

I like to think that I'm not as ominous in real life.

Real life? Well, I just hope mine isn't investigated. They might find that I don't really exist - that I'm just a hologram.

In real life, I'm gorgeous, beautiful.

In real life, women don't enjoy being degraded and treated like objects/receptacles.

I like being a leader in real life.