[I could not lose unless I was] caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy.

People say I've had brushes with the law. That's not true. I've had brushes with overzealous prosecutors.

[He's] so slow that he takes an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.

The only way I can lose is if I'm caught in bed with either a dead girl or a live boy.

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

Every man has been brought up with the idea that decent women don't pop in and out of bed; he has always been told by his mother that ''nice girls don't'.' He finds, of course, when he gets older that this may be untrue / but only in a certain section of society.