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Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.


George F. Burns

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LARRY KELLY He who gets a name for early rising can stay in bed until midday.
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BOBBY RIGGS As you make your bed, so you must lie in it.
DANIEL J. BOORSTIN As you make your bed, so you must lie in it.
ENGLISH PROVERB Ample make this bed. / Make this bed with awe; / In it wait till judgement break / Excellent and fai...
EMILY DICKINSON All I can think about is bed.”
“We’re sharing the same thought.”
“You’re think...
BECCA FITZPATRICK In bed we laugh, in bed we cry, and born in bed, in bed we die; the near approach a bed may show of...
SAMUEL JOHNSON You can only sleep in one bed at a time.
NICK RHODES If you leave your dreams on your pillow, you might as well just stay in bed. To make dreams come tru...
TONI SORENSON It's always nice when you can sleep in your own bed.
JUSTIN TAYLOR My wife and I make the bed every morning, but it's a queen size bed today, as opposed to a rack,...
WILLIAM H. MCRAVEN I said 'George, if you want to end world tyranny, you have to stay up later.' Nine o'clock and Mr. E...
LAURA BUSH Never go to bed angry, stay up and fight.
WILLIAM CONGREVE Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
PHYLLIS DILLER Never go to bed angry, stay up and fight.
PHYLLIS DILLER Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
J. W. EAGAN You must go to bed with friends or whores, where money makes up the difference in beauty or desire.
W. H. AUDEN What an odd thing a stranger is. A stranger sleeping next to you. I listen to his breathing as if it...
MIHAIL SEBASTIAN Stay for me. Stay with me. There will never be anyone else. Not in my bed. Not in my life. And not i...
RACHEL VINCENT [I could not lose unless I was] caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy.
EDWIN W. EDWARDS Jon Stewart and George Clooney made a skit in my bed and my bedroom ... (that) will be on the Academ...
DORIS PINTER What does good in bed mean to me? When I'm sick and I stay home from school propped up with lots of ...
BROOKE SHIELDS It doesn’t mean you are alive because you are out of bed but you are probably dead if you are in b...
VIKRANT PARSAI Sometimes it pays to stay in bed in Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debuging Monda...
DAN SALOMON Sometimes it pays to stay in bed in Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Mond...
DAN SALOMON Why can't you share your bed? The most loving thing to do is to share your bed with someone, ... You...
MICHAEL JACKSON STUDENTS OUT OF BED! STUDENTS OUT OF BED IN THE CHARMS CORRIDOR!
J.K. ROWLING I believe in a higher power and I believe in good and bad, right and wrong. You sleep in the bed you...
LEIF GARRETT The best thing about the bedroom was the bed. I liked to stay in bed for hours, even during the day ...
CHARLES BUKOWSKI Better to sleep in an uncomfortable bed free, than sleep in a comfortable bed unfree.
JACK KEROUAC You made your bed, now lie in it
AMERICAN PROVERB The way I see it: Why get out of bed when you can read about people who got out of bed?
-ERIC FOREMAN THAT 70'S SHOW Mom and Dad would stay in bed on Sunday morning, but the kids would have to go to church.
LYNN JOHNSTON There are periods when I'm out of it and have to stay in bed for a couple of days,
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PETER STROPLE What does good in bed mean to me? When I'm sick and I stay home from school propped up with lots...
BROOKE SHIELDS There are no taboos in bed, and there shouldn't be any taboos in bed.
FRANK LANGELLA Some people make a bad bed, they just have to lie in it.
VIRGINIA EUWER WOLFF In bed we laugh, in bed we cry; And born in bed, in bed we die; The near approach a bed may sh...
ISAAC DE BENSERADE If I had any choice in the matter, I'd stay in my comfy bed and eat warm chocolate chip cookies all ...
SIMONE ELKELES Are you so in bed with the drug companies and the insurance companies that you just can't pass up an...
MARION BERRY If you think you're too small to make a difference, you've obviously never been in bed with a mosqui...
MICHELLE WALKER Just to make things perfectly clear between us, you can have my peanut butter, but my bed is off-lim...
MICHELLE ROWEN Plus you can fix your own meal, and you have your own bed. You're still in your own surroundings.
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MILAN KUNDERA Late to bed and late to wake will keep you long on money and short on mistakes.
AARON MCGRUDER In bed, I can go for hours. Oh yes, I love naps.

DARK JAR TIN ZOO You can always make peace with an F-16 in your pocket.
YITZHAK RABIN I'd like to destroy you a few times in bed.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY If you want breakfast in bed, then start sleeping in the kitchen.
UNKNOWN It's as f you can say to money, 'buy me this,' 'take me there,' and 'do the following.' Keep in mind...
ROBERT M. GIGNAC People are so stubborn they would rather sleep in their bed of nails rather than in my bed of flower...
ANDONI GARCIA Being married means I can [break wind] and eat ice cream in bed.
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IAN MCKELLEN When dogs leap onto your bed, it's because they adore being with you. When cats leap onto your bed, ...
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BOB COSTELLO Just like in rugby, the pinnacle was playing for the All Blacks. That was always a massive thing. Bu...
SONNY BILL WILLIAMS If you want breakfast in bed, you have to concider sleeping in the kitchen>
FOSTER "RAUL" MKHABELE O bed! O bed! delicious bed! That heaven upon earth to the weary head.
THOMAS HOOD If you've got Mystique as your girlfriend the fun you could have in bed - I've just imagined...
IAN MCKELLEN John F. Kennedy went to bed at 3:30 in the morning on November 9, 1960, uncertain whether he had def...
ROBERT DALLEK Thinking about the bed leaves you horny, but thinking beyond the bed gives you honor, freedom and wi...
MICHAEL BASSEY JOHNSON I was sleeping in a water bed for a couple of years, recommended by my doctor. I was never comfortab...
JO NESBO I get up every morning. I've got my pain, my irks, and you think you're in bad shape. You see some o...
CULLIE BRUMETT When you're in bed, your dead.
MORRIE SCHWARTZ For me being depressed means you can spend all day in bed, and still not get a good night’s rest.
JUDITH GUEST Drink water, as much as you can before go to bed. Get up in night, and drink some water again.
DR. DAVID TUCKER I always take my make-up off before bed.
ABBEY CLANCY A wonderful thing about a book, in contrast to a computer screen, is that you can take it to bed wit...
DANIEL J. BOORSTIN The bed comprehends our whole life, for we were born in it, we live in it, and we shall die in it
GUY DE MAUPASSANT What the British must never believe about themselves is that they are good at games, strong in adver...
GERALD MCKNIGHT The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make u...
OGDEN NASH Be careful what you wear to bed at night, you never know who you'll meet in your dreams.
JOHN DOBBIN Bed is the poor man's opera
ITALIAN PROVERB No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their...
ERMA BOMBECK The bed has become a place of luxury to me! I would not exchange it for all the thrones in the world
NAPOLEON BONAPARTE The feeling of sleepiness when you are not in bed, and can't get there, is the meanest feeling in th...
EDGAR WATSON HOWE Early to rise and early to bed Makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead
JAMES THURBER The best thing about lying in bed late is that you learn to distinguish between first things and tri...
MAX LERNER Beds do not matter, it is who is in a bed that counts.
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ALEXANDRE LIEBESKIND We spend one-third of our lives in bed and they get dirty.
ALLAN WRIGHT Believe me, you have to get up early if you want to get out of bed
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MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY I just don't know yet, ... I'll probably just flip a coin before I go to bed. ... They both had a gr...
JACK DANIELS Now she can stand up, if she holds onto the bed.
BETTY ELLIS Edna has to be lifted out of bed and into her wheelchair and back. I can't do that.
BETTY ELLIS No matter how big or soft or warm your bed is, you still have to get out of it.
GRACE SLICK I read that I was in bed with her, which is a ton of shit. I have met her and it went like this: 'Ho...
JOHNNY DEPP You flip a coin and you lie in bed and that's a long good-bye - you know?
JOEY SANTIAGO To take an Annamite to bed with you is like taking a bird: they twitter and sing on your pillow
GRAHAM GREENE Somebody who never got over the embarrassing fact that he was born in bed with a lady.
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GEORGE F. WILL If you accept a democratic system, this means that you are prepared to put up with those of its work...
GEORGE F. KENNAN Were the Soviet Union to sink tomorrow under the waters of the ocean, the American military-industri...
GEORGE F. KENNAN Get evangelical Christian made them receptive to the possibility of redemption in the here and now.
GEORGE F. WILL As advertising blather becomes the nation's normal idiom, language becomes printed noise.
GEORGE F. WILL Government breeds more government, and a lobbying infrastructure to defend itself.
GEORGE F. WILL Matthew Arnold was a fastidious social critic and hence an accomplished complainer. When he died, an...
GEORGE F. WILL Football combines two of the worst things in American life. It is violence punctuated by committee m...
GEORGE F. WILL One attempt to reconcile the Gnostic doctrine [of the unreality of evilness] of matter with the apos...
F. F. BRUCE Commemoration of Caroline Chisholm, Social Reformer, 1877 The truth of Christ's supremacy over al...
F. F. BRUCE The evidence for our New Testament writings is ever so much greater than the evidence for many writi...
F. F. BRUCE Feast of Hilary, Bishop of Poitiers, Teacher, 367 Commemoration of Kentigern (Mungo), Missionary Bi...
F. F. BRUCE My mother was pragmatic, focused and extremely, exceedingly practical, and she was the ultimate self...
URSULA BURNS I went to an all-girls Catholic high school. The three things that they focused on were reading, wri...
URSULA BURNS Kids are pretty resilient. You don't have to be at every volleyball game. We can't guilt our...
URSULA BURNS Xerox is really good at managing documents, and we're definitely good at managing through a proc...
URSULA BURNS Xerox manages the infrastructure of E-ZPass for a large number of states. So when you say E-ZPass, a...
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