Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

At my age flowers scare me.

I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.

I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere.

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.