Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope
George F. Burns
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Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
GEORGE BURNS At a pool party, with everybody around, a guy and I had sex in the pool, but nobody knew it.
KRISTA ALLEN People with BPD are like people with third degree burns over 90% of their bodies. Lacking emotional ...
MARSHA M. LINEHAN You're ruining my life! I'm spending 90 percent of my time at the pool.
BOB BOWMAN I know George Burns was a very happy man.
MARLO THOMAS George Burns was a Vaudeville performer I particularly loved.
TOM WAITS George Burns was the father I never had.
BOBBY DARIN She walked around the edge of the table to position her next shot. As she pulled her cue back she wa...
ERIN NICHOLAS Not too many people are - were as good as Bob Hope. George Burns was great at thinking, you know, on...
RICH LITTLE My favorite comedians were Jimmy Durante, George Burns, senior citizens.
JOSEPH BOLOGNA Dressing up is a bore. At a certain age, you decorate yourself to attract the opposite sex, and at a...
KATHARINE HEPBURN I don't think I'll ever be comfortable being considered a sex symbol, especially after you w...
JOHN KRASINSKI They know there are sex offenders hanging around the community center with kids and at the swimming ...
ATTORNEY MCKENNA They know there are sex offenders hanging around the community center with kids and at the swimming ...
ATTORNEY GENERAL ROB MCKENNA Trying to read our DNA is like trying to understand software code - with only 90% of the code riddle...
ELON MUSK Litigation takes the place of sex at middle age.
GORE VIDAL You watch yourself age and it's hard to feel like a sex symbol.
IDRIS ELBA It would be impossible to think it's just about sex with a woman like you. You demand more without e...
ALTONYA WASHINGTON Trying to control someone is like trying to control a bull in an china shop ,so instead of controlli...
GARY F EVANS... Life is like sex. It’s not always good, but its always worth trying.
PAMELA ANDERSON I've been at every reunion. I said, 'They'll be wheeling me out when I'm 105.' I'll still be working...
FLORENCE HENDERSON Love burns like Fire, Hate burns like Lava
And Sight is the Spark of it all.
GIDEON O. OMORUYI Swimming is diving into the pool and trying to miss the water.
DAVE BARNEY I love to play games. Anything that is competitive. I love to play darts, shoot pool, any video game...
CASEY JAMES My mom worked for a doctor who had a pool that he heated to 90 degrees, and I hated cold water. My d...
TROY DUMAIS I'm not trying to sell sex. I just don't like wearing a lot of clothes onstage.
SHEILA ESCOVEDO I just liked the notion of a guy trying desperately to tell a sex story but having no knowledge of s...
STEVE CARELL Based on my pool of coached clients, 90% of the challenges for business owners exist in a lack of pe...
DARREN L JOHNSON Mr. Burns comes out and flips cigar ashes on his shoes, and makes up about 90 percent of what you he...
BOBBY DARIN Fightin' George Foreman is like being in the street with an eighteen-wheeler comin' at you.
JOE FRAZIER If someone has a gun and is trying to kill you, it would be reasonable to shoot back with your own g...
DALAI LAMA XIV Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys l...
CASEY (CHARLES DILLON) STENGEL Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys l...
CASEY STENGEL This is dirty pool. The Republicans are clearly trying to fix the Democratic primary.
WILLIAM BINNING I never drank alcohol or used tobacco, but George Burns used to smoke a lot and lived to over 100, s...
JOHN WOODEN I don't think I'll live long enough to shoot my age. I'm lucky to shoot my weight.
BRUCE LANSKY Is he laughing with you or at you? If you have to ask then likely your being laughed at
BRENT M. JONES He's a millionaire yet every few seconds had to go 'f***'. What is he trying to prove? Is he trying ...
BILLY CONNOLLY The first time I set out to find George F. Kennan, in 1982, I had just turned 21, begun my final sem...
BARTON GELLMAN I always wished I had a song like that George Strait song, 'The Chair', 'cause it's ...
BLAKE SHELTON A book is like a piece of rope; it takes on meaning only in connection with the things it holds toge...
NORMAN COUSINS If you shoot with a billion cameras, then there's no perspective. You want to use one shot at a ...
ROGER DEAKINS By the side of the everlasting Why there is a Yes--a transitory Yes if you like, but a Yes.
E.M. FORSTER Why’d you want to have sex with me? To have a f*cking adventure? What was I supposed to be? Your o...
KATY EVANS If you look at Jack Benny, George Burns, or Don Rickles, they've all had long, successful marria...
BOB NEWHART My father lived through it and passed away at the age of 90. He used to tell the stories and break d...
GEORGE LEYLEGIAN I also introduce skills like using a hula hoop or jumping rope. I think many kids this age need a br...
GAIL CENTNER This is like a cookie, it tastes like a cookie having sex with a doughnut.
DANIEL HANDLER I'm a good pool player. I just got lucky but if you shoot the puck, that's what can happen sometimes...
KRISTIAN HUSELIUS At that age (teenagers) are trying to figure out who they are.
MATT ROBINSON Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights whi...
PETER F. DRUCKER Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights whi...
PETER DRUCKER I wrote a script, Steven loved it, wanted to shoot it this year. George didn't love it, it got sort ...
FRANK DARABONT Well, you're either lovers or you're wanting to be lovers or you're trying not to be lovers so you c...
DIANE FROLOV AND ANDREW SCHNEIDER The sky is blue today, Max, and there is a big long cloud, and it's stretched out, like a rope. At t...
MARKUS ZUSAK I try to write lyrics so that they won't age, which sort of leaves you with the big subjects lik...
FLORENCE WELCH According to this week's Time magazine, President George Bush is a serious fitness buff. He works ou...
JAY LENO Only the more rugged mortals should attempt to keep up with current literature.
GEORGE AGE The Tea Party has very close affinities with independent third-party movements like the George Walla...
HAMPTON SIDES The Word of fire burns today On the lips of our prophets in an evil age.
MARGARET WALKER I watch a man shoot pool for an hour. If he misses more than one shot I know I can beat him.
LUTHER LASSITER Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.
CAMILLE PAGLIA Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist
CAMILLE PAGLIA Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist
CAMILLE PAGLIA F**k, it's like they've never seen a f**king duct tape wall before.
SHIVAN BARWARI In the attic, a warhead no doubt burns. Everything is combustible. Faith burns. Trust burns. Everyth...
TIM O'BRIEN My husband will never chase another woman. He's too fine, too decent, too old. [said when George Bur...
GRACIE ALLEN My goal has always been to be like a female George Burns. Having had the opportunity to work with hi...
FLORENCE HENDERSON You do not need sex at your age. Wait until you are married. You can choose to fight AIDS by saying ...
STEPHEN LEWIS Sex changes and shifts throughout our lives, depending on our age and depending on what we’re goin...
LAURA BERMAN Sex changes and shifts throughout our lives, depending on our age and depending on what we're going ...
LAURA BERMAN Life is either always a tight-rope or a featherbed. Give me a tight-rope.
EDITH WHARTON It is hard to believe that if a public swimming pool had no chlorine in it the dirt and germs in it ...
GARY F EVANS... Look at me, with my pretty bracelet and tiara... I'm a f****n' princess!
GERARD WAY I ought to of shot that dog myself, George. I shouldn't ought to of let no stranger shoot my dog.
JOHN STEINBECK I don't think it would be good for me to have sex at this age. It might ruin my life and education.
JENNY LEE Even though Milan's pool is only three years old, Monroe broke some very impressive pool records set...
JEREMY LAYMAN I grew up watching Burns and Allen on TV. They did some amazing things on the TV show, they did surr...
RUPERT HOLMES Capitalism needs to function like a game of tug-of-war. Two opposing sides need to continually strug...
PETE HOLIDAY -a feeling at once destructive, romantic, and grand-like falling into a swimming pool dressed in a t...
DOUGLAS COUPLAND Where's the goddamn f***ing flag? I want the goddamn f***ing flag up every f***ing morning at f***in...
HILLARY CLINTON How do you shoot a 150-day movie? You shoot it one day at a time.
DAVID FINCHER Nothing burns like the cold.
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN George, like many other famous people, thrives on attention. It's difficult to be a serious politici...
CARY COOPER There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free wi...
ELTON JOHN He hauls at a long rope who expects another's death.
ITALIAN PROVERB There is no age limit on the enjoyment of sex. It keeps getting better.
FLORENCE HENDERSON In our age it is not sex that raises its ugly head, but love.
JOHN FOWLES We just didn't shoot the ball well at all tonight. It was awful. Those are shots that we hit 90 perc...
JOE STACEY Laws of Sex;Complex game;Find out what your partner likes,for what Mr A likes in sex at the beginnin...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Something is wrong here: sex has been with us since the human race began its existence, yet I would ...
XAVIERA HOLLANDER If George W. Bush is the kind of person folks might like to have a beer with, John McCain is the guy...
ELLEN MALCOLM Human skin hisses like a rattlesnake when it burns.
JAMES PATTERSON He told me that every day people shoot at him. Those were the people he was trying to free and prote...
BETTY VEZINA At a championship game at the worlds, the water literally froths, ... There is so much action with t...
CAROL ROSE No man wants to f*ck a skeleton-and nibbling crackers and water like a prisoner of war at dinner isn...
EMMA CHASE It's not trying to be either negative or positive; (our music) is just a glimpse of what life looks ...
ROBERT HENDERSON The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard.
DAVID GERROLD Our Age of Anxiety is, in great part, the result of trying to do today's jobs with yesterday's tools...
MARSHALL MCLUHAN Our Age of Anxiety is, in great part, the result of trying to do today’s jobs with yesterday’s t...
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GEORGE F. KENNAN Lacking an articulable defense of the cultural values under siege, he became a vessel of smoldering ...
GEORGE F. WILL If you accept a democratic system, this means that you are prepared to put up with those of its work...
GEORGE F. KENNAN Were the Soviet Union to sink tomorrow under the waters of the ocean, the American military-industri...
GEORGE F. KENNAN Get evangelical Christian made them receptive to the possibility of redemption in the here and now.
GEORGE F. WILL As advertising blather becomes the nation's normal idiom, language becomes printed noise.
GEORGE F. WILL Government breeds more government, and a lobbying infrastructure to defend itself.
GEORGE F. WILL Matthew Arnold was a fastidious social critic and hence an accomplished complainer. When he died, an...
GEORGE F. WILL Football combines two of the worst things in American life. It is violence punctuated by committee m...
GEORGE F. WILL One attempt to reconcile the Gnostic doctrine [of the unreality of evilness] of matter with the apos...
F. F. BRUCE Commemoration of Caroline Chisholm, Social Reformer, 1877 The truth of Christ's supremacy over al...
F. F. BRUCE The evidence for our New Testament writings is ever so much greater than the evidence for many writi...
F. F. BRUCE Feast of Hilary, Bishop of Poitiers, Teacher, 367 Commemoration of Kentigern (Mungo), Missionary Bi...
F. F. BRUCE My mother was pragmatic, focused and extremely, exceedingly practical, and she was the ultimate self...
URSULA BURNS I went to an all-girls Catholic high school. The three things that they focused on were reading, wri...
URSULA BURNS Kids are pretty resilient. You don't have to be at every volleyball game. We can't guilt our...
URSULA BURNS Xerox is really good at managing documents, and we're definitely good at managing through a proc...
URSULA BURNS Xerox manages the infrastructure of E-ZPass for a large number of states. So when you say E-ZPass, a...
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