Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope

Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.

She walked around the edge of the table to position her next shot. As she pulled her cue back she was confident that she would only need one more shot after this. But as she started her forward motion, Ben leaned over.
"Look at this picture," he said softly. "A long stick, hard balls, you bent over the table..."
She missed.

If you live to the age of a hundred you have it made because very few people die past the age of a hundred.

At my age flowers scare me.