Andy Behrman
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SARA SAMPAIO ELI ROTH We're taking everything in the homes, all the furniture that looks like it's been agitated in a wash... AVE BAUDER LAKE BELL CHAKA KHAN I don't like to intellectualize about my acting. I don't sit around and study the pages of a... GENEVIEVE BUJOLD LINDA LEAMING ANTHONY JOSHUA CHARLIE HUNNAM I remember hating New Kids on the Block from the sidelines because all of the girls loved them. They... DULE HILL If I wasn't writing poems I'd be washing my hands all the time. SHERMAN ALEXIE VANESSA HUDGENS AULIQ ICE I took my acting very seriously. I did over 40 films, and naturally, some of them were called B-movi... MAMIE VAN DOREN I'm a 'tweener,' man! I couldn't march with Dr. King and them. And I'm too old t... MICHAEL ERIC DYSON ODETTE ANNABLE SELENA GOMEZ MARGARET THATCHER As soon as I could talk, I was bellowing at the top of my lungs. My parents couldn't get over ho... VALERIE JUNE I don't like the term crackdown, but yeah, I guess that's pretty close to what it is. We don't think... DUANE LEVANGIE One of my favorite feelings is the sense I get from pouring over parts of my past before lighting th... MADI DIAZ DAVID SEDARIS We are beginning to see the inevitable effect of a serious slowdown in U.S. growth washing over to E... CHRIS AVERY Normal is a setting on a washing machine. CHRISTOPHER BARZAK SANDRA CISNEROS ELLEN ULLMAN I love 'Husbands and Wives,' Woody Allen's movie. It's like one of my all-time favor... ZOE LISTER-JONES BILL RANCIC I said, 'Just let me throw a load into the washing machine. As I turned the dial on the machine, the... DONNA KULFAN KATE WINSLET When she emerged, Keith was watching the tiny round window of the under-the-counter washing machine.... MAUREEN JOHNSON ARTHUR KOESTLER EVELYN WAUGH SOPHIA BUSH Our gray water only consists of our water from our washing machine. GRETCHEN GIGLEY There were days I felt like I couldn't get out of bed and I thought to my self I would not get over ... ARTHLENE LAUDAT LAWRENCE I didn't like England. I couldn't take the look of the place or the style of friendship. I n... JANE CAMPION ANONYMOUS My wife and I are members of the museum. There were kids from all over Indiana. MICHAEL CARTER I just couldn't believe there was that many germs on my hand, I had just got finished from washing m... KERAH PEARMAN When I'm awake, I don't want to go to sleep. I don't want the hassle of turning the ligh... ROBBIE WILLIAMS Puberty extends into your twenties, for sure, and some people don't get over that until much lat... OTTESSA MOSHFEGH NIA VARDALOS GLORIA SWANSON CHRIS BROWN I'm sure I'll speak to each and every one of them after it's all over. But I don't want them to see ... JARED ESALA DARREN ARONOFSKY J.K. ROWLING ELLIE GOULDING It's better to purchase a front-loading washing machine if you're in the market for a new machine. GRETCHEN GIGLEY NENE LEAKES There is enough going on in Olympic year without having to do my own cooking and washing. ADAM PEATY DWAYNE JOHNSON I don't have a dishwasher, and I hate washing dishes. KRISTANNA LOKEN RUFUS WAINWRIGHT Use common sense. I paid $100 for this bra. Should I throw it in the washing machine? No. Take care ... ELIZABETH HARP MAYA ANGELOU As for my working habits, I like the idea of perfection. If a thing is not right it is done over and... ERICH WOLFGANG KORNGOLD JANE GOODALL HARRIET TUBMAN I dated a guy for over a year who lied about his age the entire time. I found out after the fact and... KIRSTEN PROUT ROBERT FROST ARTHUR KOESTLER W.G. SEBALD MAGGIE STIEFVATER I'm Irish as hell: Kelly on one side, Shanley on the other. My father had been born on a farm in... 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My eating habits are the only behaviour of mine that are still manic. I can't walk by a restaura... ANDY BEHRMAN The guilt I felt for having a mental illness was horrible. I prayed for a broken bone that would hea... ANDY BEHRMAN Like most manic depressives, some of my symptoms included racing thoughts that I simply had to act u... ANDY BEHRMAN My illness is one often characterized by dramatic overspending - in my case through frenzied shoppin... ANDY BEHRMAN In total, I was diagnosed with depression by eight psychotherapists and psychiatrists over a period ... ANDY BEHRMAN My ever-present mania meant I was never phased by staying up twenty hours a day or by the different ... ANDY BEHRMAN In my most psychotic stages, I imagine myself chewing on sidewalks and bulging and swallowing sunlig... ANDY BEHRMAN S. BEHRMAN A wonderful discovery, psychoanalysis. Makes quite simple people feel they're complex. S.N. BEHRMAN I think we've constantly as a group, all the investigators and everyone, it's become an issue that a... ERIC BEHRMAN I think we've constantly, all as a group, investigators and everybody, I think it's become an issue-... ERIC BEHRMAN We want to encourage anyone hearing this today that still has information to call the State Police t... ERIC BEHRMAN Nearly six years ago on a Wednesday morning, I said 'goodbye' to my daughter. Little did I know that... MARILYN BEHRMAN We just look at this as a big step in the right direction. MARILYN BEHRMAN It's been nearly six years now since Jill disappeared. I'm very encouraged by the fact things are ha... MARILYN BEHRMAN I think it's hard for anyone out there to imagine what this has been like for us. It's a puzzle and ... MARILYN BEHRMAN I think the most uncomfortable thing about martyrs is that they look down on people who aren't. SAMUEL N. BEHRMAN A wonderful discovery--psychoanalysis. Makes quite simple people feel they're complex. SAMUEL N. BEHRMAN ANDY KINDLER We truly believe with hard work, dedication and perseverance, we can become the best at what we do. ... ANDY BIERSACK ANDY STANLEY I had no blood relatives till I made some. ANDY DICK I left Apple in April of 1984, pretty soon after the introduction of the Mac. ANDY HERTZFELD Like most guys, I've always liked watches. I can always check the time on my phone, but having a... ANDY MURRAY Even in winter an isolated patch of snow has a special quality. ANDY GOLDSWORTHY A stone is ingrained with geological and historical memories. ANDY GOLDSWORTHY ANDY ROONEY ANDY ROONEY ANDY ROONEY ANDY ROONEY ANDY ROONEY ANDY ROONEY ANDY ROONEY ANDY ROONEY ANDY ROONEY ANDY ROONEY ANDY ROONEY ANDY ROONEY ANDY ROONEY ANDY ROONEY ANDY ROONEY ANDY ROONEY ANDY ROONEY ANDY WARHOL Straight people say, 'You know you're just gay,' and gay people say, 'You know you&#... ANDY DICK ANDY COHEN ANDY SERKIS I met Jack Bruce, one of my heroes, in a studio while doing some recording. England had just beat Sc... ANDY PARTRIDGE ANDY COHEN Now I do bowling, golf, and tennis. I want to be a good bowler. ANDY LAU ANDY WARHOL ANDY COHEN ANDY WARHOL ANDY WARHOL Our greatest prejudice is against death. It spans age, gender and race. We spend immeasurable amount... ANDY WEBSTER ANDY WARHOL ANDY WARHOL ANDY WARHOL ANDY WARHOL ANDY WARHOL ANDY WARHOL ANDY WARHOL ANDY WARHOL ANDY WARHOL ANDY WARHOL ANDY WARHOL ANDY WARHOL ANDY WARHOL ANDY GARCIA ANDY ROONEY Some of the snowballs have a kind of animal energy. Not just because of the materials inside them, b... ANDY GOLDSWORTHY ANDY COHEN Help for first time buyers and other housing market measures will be welcome. ANDY SAWFORD ANDY WARHOL I had a very detailed retirement plan, and I feel like I've met every aspect of it: a lot of gol... ANDY RODDICK You know, if I tell the press that I like long blonde hair, the next day there will be girls with lo... ANDY LAU ANDY WARHOL ANDY WARHOL I was homeless for almost a year and a half, just living in my car or bouncing around peoples' h... ANDY BIERSACK ANDY WARHOL ANDY WARHOL I am not a brave man... I do not have the right stuff. Astronauts are really a cut above. ANDY WEIR ANDY WARHOL ANDY WARHOL ANDY COHEN ANDY COHEN ANDY COHEN ANDY COHEN ANDY COHEN ANDY COHEN ANDY ROONEY ANDY WARHOL ANDY WARHOL ANDY ROONEY ANDY WARHOL If you think education is expensive, try ignorance! ANDY MCINTYRE ANDY ROONEY So ... ANDY WARHOL ANDY WARHOL ANDY WARHOL ANDY WARHOL ANDY WARHOL ANDY WARHOL ANDY ROONEY Maturity knows no age. It is a concept that can only become a reality when one completely reliquish... ANDY MASTAY ANDY WARHOL ANDY WARHOL ANDY GARCIA ANDY WARHOL ANDY WARHOL ANDY ROONEY ANDY GROVE ANDY WARHOL ANDY WARHOL ANDY WARHOL Oh,” Lewis said, “well if you won’t let us then— Wait…wait a minute.… I’m looking at m... ANDY WEIR I don’t want to come off as arrogant here, but I’m the best botanist on the planet. ANDY WEIR The screen went black before I was out of the airlock. Turns out the “L” in “LCD” stands for... ANDY WEIR Maybe I’ll post a consumer review. “Brought product to surface of Mars. It stopped working. 0/10... ANDY WEIR To them, equipment failure is terrifying. To me, it’s “Tuesday. ANDY WEIR I guess you could call it a "failure", but I prefer the term "learning experience". ANDY WEIR ANDY WARHOL Call me All-American, but I love Ham and Cheese sandwiches. And not just any old ham and cheese sand... ANDY RODDICK ANDY TAYLOR ANDY COHEN ANDY SERKIS My favorite sounds are the high, spacey ones that are very ambient. ANDY SUMMERS I got bitten by the free software bug in February of 1998 around the time of the Mozilla announcemen... ANDY HERTZFELD ANDY SERKIS ANDY SERKIS ANDY SERKIS ANDY SERKIS ANDY ROONEY There are all kinds of addictions, and I've got every single one. If you set me in front of anyt... ANDY DICK ANDY COHEN ANDY WARHOL ANDY RICHTER ANDY GROVE ANDY ROONEY ANDY GROVE ANDY KINDLER ANDY WARHOL The government is also looking at further benefits including enhanced capital allowances; the use of... ANDY SAWFORD ANDY STANLEY ANDY STANLEY ANDY WARHOL ANDY WARHOL ANDY STANLEY ANDY ROONEY I have a spiritual advisor I call up, when I just feel lost. Lately, I've been talking to God. I... ANDY DICK ANDY SERKIS ANDY SERKIS ANDY SERKIS ANDY SERKIS ANDY SERKIS ANDY SERKIS ANDY SERKIS ANDY SERKIS ANDY SERKIS ANDY SERKIS ANDY SERKIS ANDY SERKIS ANDY SERKIS ANDY SERKIS ANDY SERKIS ANDY SERKIS ANDY SERKIS ANDY SERKIS ANDY SERKIS ANDY SERKIS ANDY SERKIS ANDY ROONEY ANDY COHEN ANDY ROONEY ANDY ROONEY I think Heaven and afterlife is for the living; it's for the people that continue on and remembe... ANDY BIERSACK ANDY WARHOL Snow provokes responses that reach right back to childhood. 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ANDY SAMBERG A sign now of success with a certain audience when you do a short comedy piece, anywhere, is that it... ANDY SAMBERG If had a penny for every strange look I've gotten from strangers on the street I'd have abou... ANDY SAMBERG I'm a tearless clown. If I were to get a tattoo, it would be the two masks, and they would be bo... ANDY SAMBERG That is a strange phenomenon, people pretending to be other people. ANDY SAMBERG You are graduating from college. That means that this is the first day of the last day of your life.... ANDY SAMBERG ANDY WARHOL ANDY WARHOL Great creativity is astonishingly, absurdly, rationally, irrationally powerful. ANDY HOBSBAWM When I started playing the bass, I became kind of fascinated by it and started investigating various... ANDY ROURKE
I was more ashamed that I couldn't work the washing machine than the fact that I was taking drug... 
I don't think it's worth washing hogs over. 
her head to study the waves washing over her talons. Small shapes, silver and green and yellow, dart... 
I was having a bad day, and my friend said, 'Go wash your hair.' I thought it was really sil... 
My washing machine overwhelms me with its options and its sophistication. 
Truth.
I did not lose myself all at once. I rubbed out my face over the years washing away my pain, the sam... 
I did not lose myself all at once. I rubbed out my face over the years washing away my pain, the sa... 
When I came to New York and I opened the window of the thirty-fifth-floor apartment, there's lig... 
Even as a kid, I wore J.C. Penney plain-pocket jeans because they were plain pockets. I didn't w... 
Comedy has sort of been my life-long obsession. I literally obsessed over comedy. I really didn'... 
One time, I pranked my sister: I put red solo cups in her room on her floor and filled them with wat... 
When I was 22, I had this horrible psoriasis outbreak. It was all over my legs, I couldn't walk ... 
I'm super and very openly obsessed with voice-over. 'In a World...' was my love letter t... 
When I was in my twenties, it felt like I was riding wild horses, and I was hoping I didn't go o... 
We didn’t have a vacuum or dishwasher. When I told my mother we didn’t have a washing machine, i... 
I am nice, yeah. I'm cool. But I'm no push-over. And if someone gets one over on me, they... 
Right before I got 'Sons of Anarchy,' I actually quit acting for 18 months and didn't re... 
I always used to watch 'Labyrinth' and 'The Neverending Story.' Those were like my t... 
A book written within, contains ideas and thoughts from all over, where each page explains itself. 
'The Exorcist' is absolutely my favorite horror film, and I watched it when I was, like, sev... 
At the end of the day, I have to wash my face. I hate going to bed after a long day not washing my f... 
If my critics saw me walking over the Thames they would say it was because I couldn't swim. 
If I'm riding my bike I just replay the same scenarios over and over in my head, like I haven... 
I felt a failure because I couldn't sustain myself from what I earned from my writing. My day jo... 
Human thinking can skip over a great deal, leap over small misunderstandings, can contain ifs and bu... 
My best friend Jerry started a boat-washing business, and it was one of the most critical experience... 
Thank God I'm in touch with my emotions enough to be able to pick up my children, kiss them all ... 
Brain-washing starts in the cradle. 
I haven't been to sleep for over a year. That's why I go to bed early. One needs more rest i... 
I own four copies of Robin WIlliams's Live on Broadway comedy special for HBO. One in Wilmington... 
I always help my wife out with housework such as washing the dishes and doing the laundry. She wash... 
On the publicity tour of 'My Big Fat Greek Wedding,' I was asked over and over again, if, as... 
I didn't want to spend the rest of my life playing Norma Desmond over and over again. 
The worst moment was when I was performing and I was about to sing, but I choked. I had a tickle in ... 
I couldn't sleep one night and I was sitting in my office and I realized that I was an independe... 
Harry, guess what?" said Tonks from her perch on top of the washing machine, and she wiggled her lef... 
I couldn't really relate much to my younger sister, because she was born in 1992, and I was born... 
Being on 'Glee' was amazing. I remember my first day on set, my first day I arrived to the s... 
The one thing that I keep learning over and over again is that I don't know nothing. I mean, tha... 
There's prejudice everywhere. I don't think the music industry is as bad as the movie indust... 
If I walked into the kitchen without washing my hands as a kid, I'd hear a loud 'A-hem!'... 
When I look back over my life it's almost as if there was a plan laid out for me - from the litt... 
In my dreams and visions, I seemed to see a line, and on the other side of that line were green fiel... 
It's rest I want--there, I have said it out--
Some tribes [of monkeys] have taken to washing potatoes in the river before eating them, others have... 
I cannot now recall exactly what creatures I saw on that visit to the Antwerp Nocturama, but there w... 
Are you high? Why are you never wearing a shirt?"
Control what you can control. Don't lose sleep worrying about things that you don't have con... 
I don't want to see anyone. I lie in the bedroom with the curtains drawn and nothingness washing ove... 
I couldn't speak Japanese very well, passport regulations were changing, I felt British, and my ... 
I'm attracted to bold women - I collect them. I met one of my best friends when we both were abo... 
I always start the day by washing my face and moisturizing. 
If you were going to die, I was going to die with you. I couldn’t stop thinking it over and over a... 
If you were going to die, I was going to die with you. I couldn't stop thinking it over and over as ... 
When The Who first started, we were playing blues, and I dug the blues and I knew what I was suppose... 
Figure skating is theatrical, and a part of it is wearing costumes. My costumes were very over-the-t... 
I have just about all I can take of myself. 
I have to say, after hanging out with Republicans for four days, I want to take a look at my own bir... 
What people pray for will tell you more than anything else whether they are locked into the vision a... 
Don't rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head. 
I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran. 
The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect in every re... 
Sociological critics are waste makers. 
I've really hung in there with my BlackBerry. The main reason I like it better than an iPhone is... 
I had a body wax. It's the most painful thing I have ever done in my life. I had every single ha... 
I work out at Will Space four times a week. It's a private training gym. It's owned by my tr... 
Fantasy love is much better than reality love. Never doing it is very exciting. The most exciting at... 
We live in an age when the traditional great subjects - the human form, the landscape, even newer tr... 
I love to cook, and my wife loves to cook. Sometimes it's the appeal of the simplest of dishes -... 
Sometimes I get frustrated in traffic. I typically start going deep with my cab driver and Twitter f... 
They say a lot of women would like to see me naked, but there's not a lens long enough for that. 
There is at least one point in the history of any company when you have to change dramatically to ri... 
When you are younger, you are running on that pure naive adrenalin, you don't have any real resp... 
I'm in the early stages of a film called 'Freezing Time' about Eadweard Muybridge, the V... 
Because homecoming came first, and there was the homecoming court. The five guys on homecoming court... 
I have so many strong opinions on the entertainment industry, but if I'm in a deli somewhere, an... 
Guys that preach verse-by-verse through books of the Bible - that is just cheating. It's cheatin... 
Gorillas have a belch vocalization, which is sort of like, 'I'm OK, you're OK.' They... 
We teach about how to drive in school, but not how to manage finances. 