It's very hard. You see the score and you want to slack up. But you can't because Cal is on the side...
RODNEY CARNEY The idea of a streaming service, like Netflix for music, I'm not totally against it. It's ju...
PATRICK CARNEY I imagine if Spotify becomes something that people are willing to pay for, then I'm sure iTunes ...
PATRICK CARNEY I'd literally rather hang out at the T.G.I. Friday's in New Jersey than tool around at a pla...
PATRICK CARNEY I was real into Devo, Pavement, Captain Beefheart, and the Jon Spencer Blues Explosion.
PATRICK CARNEY I'm friends with Dierks Bentley. Aside from that, I don't really know anybody else in the co...
PATRICK CARNEY I can totally identify with the younger kids. I'll never do what Jon Spencer did to me when I wa...
PATRICK CARNEY Well, you know what? The same people that get driven crazy by hip hop are the same people that proba...
PATRICK CARNEY I had this fascination with four-track recorders when I was in high school.
PATRICK CARNEY And once the music is out there, when you're selling a record and selling music and people are g...
PATRICK CARNEY A lot of people see a Nissan ad and they see a finished product in a record store or on iTunes and t...
PATRICK CARNEY There is so much good music in the U.S. and there is just a small section that gets recognised at th...
PATRICK CARNEY I see a lot of comments on Twitter and stuff about how ugly I am, how bad I am at the drums, how awk...
PATRICK CARNEY Rock n' roll is dying because people became OK with Nickelback being the biggest band in the wor...
PATRICK CARNEY I wasn't raised super-poor, but my parents got divorced, and my mother didn't have much mone...
PATRICK CARNEY I really don't have an ear for pitch. I can't sing at all, I can't hum melodies and I ca...
PATRICK CARNEY One day you look out and the audience consists of 65,000 people. It's like looking in the mirror...
PATRICK CARNEY I buy five of the same shirts. I literally have six blue shirts. Now I have six green shirts.
PATRICK CARNEY Through the history of rock n' roll, you see lots of bands making the mistake of putting on the ...
PATRICK CARNEY The best way to catch my attention is to throw a Twinkie near my face.
PATRICK CARNEY Fast food is the one thing everyone can relate to. It's depressing, but also interesting, that p...
PATRICK CARNEY I think the best post-breakup album is The Strokes' first album. It's just fun.
PATRICK CARNEY I'm trying to write a TV show. Ideally it would be just a reality-TV show, getting the guy who p...
PATRICK CARNEY If you can't play guitar and sing in Nashville, you might as well just be a construction worker.
PATRICK CARNEY When no one's buying your records, it's easy to justify selling a song. But once you start s...
PATRICK CARNEY The Midwest breeds funny, eccentric people, to varying degrees. You play shows not because you'r...
PATRICK CARNEY The debate we won't be having is whether or not the debt ceiling should be raised. We will not h...
JAY CARNEY I think ultimately audience members like to see someone controlling the quality of a film. A lot of ...
JOHN CARNEY If we make sure there is no risk of exposure, that's the main issue we have to deal with.
BRETT CARNEY A lot of people who get online and say they are just looking for friendships really aren't. They are...
BRETT CARNEY They are called predators for a reason. They aren't stupid.
BRETT CARNEY It is easy for predators to find out interests and habits, and follow their daily movements.
BRETT CARNEY People protect themselves on the street, but they are not thinking about how easy it is for people t...
BRETT CARNEY Students have very routine oriented lives.
BRETT CARNEY In fact, I think - our view of this is that while the agreement, the compromise did not achieve the ...
JAY CARNEY States like New Jersey have already made a commitment to reduce mercury pollution by 90 percent. The...
CHRIS CARNEY We already have serious air quality problems, here.
CHRIS CARNEY I became interested in film making at around 16, when I discovered a friend of mine had a HI 8 camer...
JOHN CARNEY I dropped out of school at 17 and joined the Irish band The Frames, getting my first glimpse into th...
JOHN CARNEY There's nobody at the club who underestimates what he brings.
BRIAN CARNEY I fully envision Pennsylvania becoming a national leader in fish habitat initiatives.
SCOTT CARNEY My dad, being a jingle writer, and my mom, being a jingle singer, they hooked me up with some people...
REEVE CARNEY Let me just say that while I personally am very fond of John Boehner, his record of predicting what ...
JAY CARNEY I have seasonal answers. In the summer: 'I like it down there because it's cool.' In the winter: 'I ...
ART CARNEY With SAP Business One and be.as we have a very comprehensive and cost effective solution in place.
CARNEY VENSEL We really are trying to make a push toward life-cycle-cost analysis in new construction. In Alaska, ...
DON CARNEY We want the tried, true and tested. When it's 40 below and the wind is 40 miles an hour, you want to...
DON CARNEY It's really a hard thing to get going. It's hard to motivate a district that has a limited amount of...
DON CARNEY I heard a thunderous noise - like a ripping noise - and a great crash.
JAMES CARNEY I intend to represent Pennsylvania's 10th Congressional District in order to reclaim the middle grou...
CHRIS CARNEY One in six women of childbearing age already has enough mercury in her body to put a fetus at risk o...
CHRIS CARNEY He makes his claim about me after I've written a column sharply critical of his May 2004 budget repl...
SHAUN CARNEY We don't want to be a Shady Grove.
CHRIS CARNEY I believe the girl had an alcohol-related wreck the day she made the allegations and I think there's...
BRIAN CARNEY If Trent Hines weren't someone who played high school football, I don't think this would be in a pre...
BRIAN CARNEY The needs are pretty clear.
BRUCE CARNEY I've always wanted to work toward year-round grazing and thought this would be a good opportunity to...
BRUCE CARNEY I guess I just look at it as I don't have to go out there and feed my cows and load hay every mornin...
BRUCE CARNEY This is probably the first time I have considered it.
SCOTT CARNEY We've been told that we'll have to make a wide arc and kind of come in the back door,
MILTON CARNEY They mostly go to somewhere in their exhibit that would be shady and then just crawl under, and we t...
KAREN CARNEY I don't believe you could have done this project any faster given the complexity of our business pro...
CARNEY VENSEL A lot of it is upgrading. People who bought a general admission package in the past may buy a (bette...
BRYON CARNEY It's just so expensive to put on these events it just made it very difficult to continue without a t...
BRYON CARNEY It really ties back into the community and makes people feel good about what they're doing.
BRYON CARNEY The simple fact of the matter is, as I know everyone in this room knows, that the recession that thi...
JAY CARNEY I like 'Guys and Dolls,' 'Singin' in the Rain' and 'A Star Is Born.' Whe...
JOHN CARNEY Once Arden said, "Why is it that one sheep is called a sheep and multiple sheep are also called shee...
RILEY CARNEY We put this holiday issue out earlier than usual, but it was still in our stores for six weeks. The ...
HAMPTON CARNEY He wanted to make his first debut with the women's line something that would be really spectacular.
HAMPTON CARNEY Our spring quarterly will be back in stores mid-January and everyone will see that there's no change...
HAMPTON CARNEY All the models are 18 and over and customers have to be 18 and over in order to purchase the issues.
HAMPTON CARNEY The reason we pulled the holiday issue from stores is because we just launched a new perfume called ...
HAMPTON CARNEY It was a good answer for us because it hopefully saves the plant and the jobs.
GENE CARNEY We know a couple of games were tampered with. But did they throw the whole thing? I don't know.
GENE CARNEY Susan digs into how the gamblers were trying to get to the Reds.
GENE CARNEY The mission has done a lot for me.
JAMES CARNEY We had 500 students attending workshops from 20 middle school and high schools throughout the Arizon...
JASON CARNEY It's not tangible. The passage of time is measured differently.
KARA CARNEY Anytime you can give a concrete example helps.
KARA CARNEY When we change the clock, we talk about the energy-saving features.
KARA CARNEY They can always count down to Christmas or the last day of school.
KARA CARNEY They've been out here every weekend working.
KAREN CARNEY There's a garden view from every window. It's like coming in the front door of a house.
KAREN CARNEY The past has been well intentioned, but it didn't work. It is going to be as hard to find Hispanic p...
KAREN CARNEY They haven't given us any indication of there being a change in service, ... Certainly, there's a lo...
KAREN CARNEY We knew there was going to be a drop off with school starting earlier,
KAREN CARNEY We've talked to several airlines over the years about the possibility of nonstop service to Orlando ...
KAREN CARNEY I'm hesitant about this,
KAREN CARNEY The train's coming down the track ? we can't stop it, ... I think it would be irresponsible of us no...
KAREN CARNEY That was a great way to start the season. We were able to get off on the good foot and that's what w...
KAITLIN CARNEY I told the girls at the half that we need to have someone step up. We needed to maintain possession ...
KAITLIN CARNEY I think Maxine played an incredible game in goal. That's the best part of this team ... we have no o...
KAITLIN CARNEY It was an awesome game. This was our most challenging game in terms of speed and skill. It was good ...
KAITLIN CARNEY The Commonwealth has provided significant resources through Growing Greener to support the formation...
SCOTT CARNEY We didn't make the plays when we had to,
SHAUN CARNEY That last drive, everyone knew we were going to be fine, ... We weren't even really thinking down an...
SHAUN CARNEY One year they asked me to be poster boy - for birth control.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still...
RODNEY DANGERFIELD My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugl...
RODNEY DANGERFIELD I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wif...
RODNEY DANGERFIELD When you have 435 people who are opinionated... sometimes agreeing on things is difficult.
RODNEY FRELINGHUYSEN My wife can't cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD I met the surgeon general - he offered me a cigarette.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't ...
RODNEY DANGERFIELD I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to ...
RODNEY DANGERFIELD We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - we're doing every...
RODNEY DANGERFIELD This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD I realize I will always be the poster child for police brutality, but I can try to use that as a pos...
RODNEY KING I grew up in Adelaide, Australia. No one in my family had finished high school, and I was smart at m...
RODNEY BROOKS I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man ...
RODNEY DANGERFIELD You wind up creating from silence, like painting a picture on a blank canvas that could bring tears ...
RODNEY ATKINS C is for cookie, it's good enough for me; oh cookie cookie cookie starts with C.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD I'm at an age where I think more about food than I do about sex. Last week I put a mirror over my di...
RODNEY DANGERFIELD My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming ho...
RODNEY DANGERFIELD My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professio...
RODNEY DANGERFIELD I came from a real tough neighborhood. Why, every time I shut the window I hurt somebody's fingers.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy's pocket on an airplane and made a run for it.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wi...
RODNEY DANGERFIELD I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that s...
RODNEY DANGERFIELD My wife and I were happy for twenty. Then we met!
RODNEY DANGERFIELD Please, we can get along here.
RODNEY KING When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put...
RODNEY DANGERFIELD I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know...
RODNEY DANGERFIELD If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot ...
RODNEY DANGERFIELD I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met ...
RODNEY DANGERFIELD If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so is ugliness
RODNEY DANGERFIELD I'm so ugly - My father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet
RODNEY DANGERFIELD My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to kn...
RODNEY DANGERFIELD I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD If you make your robot look exactly like Albert Einstein, then the robot better be as smart as Einst...
RODNEY BROOKS Many people who say they have no religion are simply saying they have no official religious affiliat...
RODNEY STARK There have been some management issues with Amtrak, but I think they have cleaned up their act.
RODNEY FRELINGHUYSEN I have been pleased to receive petitions from groups that seek a range of new gun control measures a...
RODNEY FRELINGHUYSEN I am so excited this year getting to play the 85th Anniversary Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. E...
RODNEY ATKINS Waking up sober is a good day. I love being able to wake up and do positive things, to go to the gym...
RODNEY KING I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mi...
RODNEY DANGERFIELD A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went o...
RODNEY DANGERFIELD My mother had morning sickness after I was born.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he want...
RODNEY DANGERFIELD When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD Whatever solutions there are for flood control need to be bipartisan.
RODNEY FRELINGHUYSEN My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man...
RODNEY DANGERFIELD In the future, I'm sure there will be a lot more robots in every aspect of life. If you told peo...
RODNEY BROOKS Veterans are a symbol of what makes our nation great, and we must never forget all they have done to...
RODNEY FRELINGHUYSEN My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said ...
RODNEY DANGERFIELD Kids today know way more than you think they do, with the Internet and 500 TV channels.
RODNEY CARRINGTON Some residents, I suspect, may be politically motivated in suggesting that having two members of Con...
RODNEY FRELINGHUYSEN The more members of the clergy that are out there working to expand their congregations, the more pe...
RODNEY STARK I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD Leading Christian theologians such as Augustine and Aquinas were not what today might be called '...
RODNEY STARK It is important for me to personally visit Superfund sites to assess the progress being made.
RODNEY FRELINGHUYSEN What I've learned to do is arrest my addiction - arrest it myself, so I don't get arrested.
RODNEY KING What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God bea...
RODNEY DANGERFIELD You choose to be happy, and in life we have as many good days as bad days. I try to find and record ...
RODNEY ATKINS I grew up playing music and enjoying good food, friends and family in my own backyard.
RODNEY ATKINS I see robotic technology getting rid of the dangerous, the dirty, and the just plain boring jobs. So...
RODNEY BROOKS My cousin's gay, he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD Our nation has invested millions of dollars in building safe, humane and, I may say, air-conditioned...
RODNEY FRELINGHUYSEN Theology is in disrepute among most Western intellectuals. The word is taken to mean a passe form of...
RODNEY STARK I can remember when President Nixon basically said, 'All troops have been withdrawn from the del...
RODNEY FRELINGHUYSEN I absolutely intend to return every penny given to me by my Democratic colleagues and Democratic lea...
RODNEY ALEXANDER Last time I tried to make love to my wife nothing happened, so I said to her, 'What's the matter, yo...
RODNEY DANGERFIELD Life is just a bowl of pits.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD As we look deeply within, we understand our perfect balance. There is no fear of the cycle of birth,...
RODNEY YEE When I was born the doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, Look ... twins!
RODNEY DANGERFIELD My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD A girl phoned me the other day and said "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was...
RODNEY DANGERFIELD You can talk about anything if you go about it the right way, which is never malicious.
RODNEY CARRINGTON Two big questions that people ask me are: if we make these robots more and more human-like, will we ...
RODNEY BROOKS It is now clear that the president violated both his oath of office and the oath he took to tell the...
RODNEY FRELINGHUYSEN I was such an ugly kid - When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up
RODNEY DANGERFIELD One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control
RODNEY DANGERFIELD Robotics is very interdisciplinary, and so, except at a very few colleges, there is not a major that...
RODNEY BROOKS I'm fiscally conservative but socially moderate. A moderate Republican - there just aren't m...
RODNEY FRELINGHUYSEN To me, the New Jersey law enforcement community, and many other Americans, one of the biggest impedi...
RODNEY FRELINGHUYSEN He's 6-foot-4, runs like a deer and can jump like Kobe Bryant.
RODNEY HARRISON Skaters, I think they tend to be outsiders who seek a sense of belonging, but belonging on their own...
RODNEY MULLEN