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It's very hard. You see the score and you want to slack up. But you can't because Cal is on the sideline getting after you. He wants the intensity up at all times. I can see why, but it's pretty hard to stay focused.


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RODNEY DANGERFIELD You choose to be happy, and in life we have as many good days as bad days. I try to find and record ...
RODNEY ATKINS I grew up playing music and enjoying good food, friends and family in my own backyard.
RODNEY ATKINS I see robotic technology getting rid of the dangerous, the dirty, and the just plain boring jobs. So...
RODNEY BROOKS My cousin's gay, he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD Our nation has invested millions of dollars in building safe, humane and, I may say, air-conditioned...
RODNEY FRELINGHUYSEN Theology is in disrepute among most Western intellectuals. The word is taken to mean a passe form of...
RODNEY STARK I can remember when President Nixon basically said, 'All troops have been withdrawn from the del...
RODNEY FRELINGHUYSEN I absolutely intend to return every penny given to me by my Democratic colleagues and Democratic lea...
RODNEY ALEXANDER Last time I tried to make love to my wife nothing happened, so I said to her, 'What's the matter, yo...
RODNEY DANGERFIELD Life is just a bowl of pits.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD As we look deeply within, we understand our perfect balance. There is no fear of the cycle of birth,...
RODNEY YEE When I was born the doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, Look ... twins!
RODNEY DANGERFIELD My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD A girl phoned me the other day and said "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was...
RODNEY DANGERFIELD You can talk about anything if you go about it the right way, which is never malicious.
RODNEY CARRINGTON Two big questions that people ask me are: if we make these robots more and more human-like, will we ...
RODNEY BROOKS It is now clear that the president violated both his oath of office and the oath he took to tell the...
RODNEY FRELINGHUYSEN I was such an ugly kid - When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up
RODNEY DANGERFIELD One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control
RODNEY DANGERFIELD Robotics is very interdisciplinary, and so, except at a very few colleges, there is not a major that...
RODNEY BROOKS I'm fiscally conservative but socially moderate. A moderate Republican - there just aren't m...
RODNEY FRELINGHUYSEN To me, the New Jersey law enforcement community, and many other Americans, one of the biggest impedi...
RODNEY FRELINGHUYSEN He's 6-foot-4, runs like a deer and can jump like Kobe Bryant.
RODNEY HARRISON Skaters, I think they tend to be outsiders who seek a sense of belonging, but belonging on their own...
RODNEY MULLEN