I don't burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.

No, I had not read any other comedian's book. Not that I don't enjoy other comedians; I'm just not a reader.

My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.

I don't have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.

A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money. Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money - do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.

I'm not sexist, I'm just a realist.