I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?

I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins.

Everybody I know who is funny, it's in them. You can teach timing, or some people are able to tell a joke, though I don't like to tell jokes. But I think you have to be born with a sense of humor and a sense of timing.

Kristin Wiig I think is brilliant.

What I like to write about is stuff I know. I don't think I could write a novel. I don't think I have it in me to come up with those kinds of characters.

I think the reason I was successful is that I was never cynical.