What I like to write about is stuff I know. I don't think I could write a novel. I don't think I have it in me to come up with those kinds of characters.

I wish my mother had left me something about how she felt growing up. I wish my grandmother had done the same. I wanted my girls to know me.

I think the hardest thing to do in the world, show-business-wise, is write comedy.

My favorite is doing the television show, as a variety show, every week. If the show wasn't that great one week, we could always come back and apologize, you know?

I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?

Well, I don't know how astute I am, but I did want to be a journalist when I was growing up.