I don't want to be known just as 'Carrot Top.' I don't always want to be this crazy, goofy guy.

Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable.

People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you to something.

I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards.

I'd love to be animated. I've always wanted to jump off of a bridge and not be hurt, like Bugs Bunny.

I always think everyone else is funnier than me. I look at other comedians and I say, 'I wish I was that good.' People think I'm funny, and I say, 'I'm not.'