I'd love to be animated. I've always wanted to jump off of a bridge and not be hurt, like Bugs Bunny.

I love to shop, especially in retro stores. I have about a million pairs of old-school sports shoes like Adidas, so that's probably my biggest vice.

I've always wanted to do a segment on a talk show. Jay Leno has been such a good friend, and if he would allow me, I'd have to get it all together, but I'd like to go on 'The Tonight Show' and do a set with no props. Or come out with a trunk and never touch it. Or come out with a clear trunk with nothing in it.

People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you to something.

I don't want to be known just as 'Carrot Top.' I don't always want to be this crazy, goofy guy.

I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards.