I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I will do it again.

I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again.

We've been running a little behind schedule. But only by about 15 years or so.

Love is like racing across the frozen tundra on a snowmobile which flips over, trapping you underneath. At night, the ice-weasels come.

We've got a bunch of new writers now who tell me they grew up watching The Simpsons. It's bizarre, and they're writing some very funny stuff.

On 'The Simpsons,' I will say that we definitely like to comment on what's going on in the world, and we try to be funny. If we can figure out a way of being funny about it, then we've gone part of the way of accomplishing our task.