I don't know why it is we are in such a hurry to get up when we fall down. You might think we would lie there and rest for a while.

Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end.

A smile is the universal welcome.

People who demand neutrality in any situation are usually not neutral but in favor of the status quo.

A joke is not a thing but a process, a trick you play on the listener's mind. You start him off toward a plausible goal, and then by a sudden twist you land him nowhere at all or just where he didn't expect to go.

Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end.