I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.


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I don't make jokes. I just watch government and report the facts.
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It's all to do with the training: you can do a lot if you're properly trained.
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
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My husband has quite simply been my strength and stay all these years, and I owe him a debt greater ...
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It is easy enough to define what the Commonwealth is not. Indeed this is quite a popular pastime.
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I have to be seen to be believed.
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
I have in sincerity pledged myself to your service, as so many of you are pledged to mine. Throughou...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
I hope that tomorrow we can all, wherever we are, join in expressing our grief at Diana's loss, ...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
I myself prefer my New Zealand eggs for breakfast.
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
The British constitution has always been puzzling and always will be.
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
I have behind me not only the splendid traditions and the annals of more than a thousand years but t...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
To what greater inspiration and counsel can we turn than to the imperishable truth to be found in th...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
What were once only hopes for the future have now come to pass; it is almost exactly 13 years since ...
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QUEEN ELIZABETH II
I cannot lead you into battle. I do not give you laws or administer justice but I can do something e...
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To all those who have suffered as a consequence of our troubled past I extend my sincere thoughts an...
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Grief is the price we pay for love.
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
The upward course of a nation's history is due in the long run to the soundness of heart of its ...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
At its heart, engineering is about using science to find creative, practical solutions. It is a nobl...
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At Christmas, I am always struck by how the spirit of togetherness lies also at the heart of the Chr...
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For many, Christmas is also a time for coming together. But for others, service will come first.
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The lessons from the peace process are clear; whatever life throws at us, our individual responses w...
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I declare before you all that my whole life, whether it be long or short, shall be devoted to your s...
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Therefore I am sure that this, my Coronation, is not the symbol of a power and a splendor that are g...
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We lost the American colonies because we lacked the statesmanship to know the right time and the man...
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Madam President, speaking here in Dublin Castle it is impossible to ignore the weight of history, as...
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These wretched babies don't come until they are ready.
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The events that I have attended to mark my Diamond Jubilee have been a humbling experience. It has t...
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I have been aware all the time that my peoples, spread far and wide throughout every continent and o...
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Family is the most important thing in the world.
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You philosophers are lucky men. You write on paper and paper is patient. Unfortunate Empress that I ...
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With the right help, children have a good chance of overcoming their issues while they are still you...
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As iron sharpens iron, so a friend sharpens a friend.
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I don't mind a big fascinator. I think there is more scope for artwork in a fascinator rather th...
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I was always told from the hat-makers that you should have your hair up because it shows the hat mor...
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My dad's not a big talker.
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My dad can be pretty critical sometimes.
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I'd love to have kids, but not at the moment.
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You cannot make horses 'safe.'
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Virtually everything that gets printed about me is wrong anyway, so it doesn't really matter wha...
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It's stupid to say that I don't like being in the public eye, but I don't like doing stu...
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I'm an affectionate person.
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People still text me to say that there is something about me in the paper, and what really annoys me...
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Sometimes people will come up in the street and say: 'My daughter loves you, will you sign an au...
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Taking part in an Olympics on home ground is something you dream about.
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My brother and I have been able to get on and have been very lucky to do things with our family that...
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I don't think about the media.
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I love the sport and being competitive.
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I hate having my picture taken.
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Unfortunately in sport it's either good or bad. You've got to take the highs and the lows.
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My mother is massively into sailing, so we always had Musto clothes, and it went on from there, real...
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I'm not a princess anyway so I find that quite weird to be labelled as one.
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Smoking is hateful to the nose, harmful to the brain, and dangerous to the lungs.
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I am so anxious for you not to abdicate and I think the fact that you do is going to put me in the w...
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I hate this place. I shall hate it to my grave.
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I look a hundred and weigh 110 - you won't love me when you see the wreck England has made me.
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A woman's life can really be a succession of lives, each revolving around some emotionally compe...
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Never explain, never complain.
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You have no idea how hard it is to live out a great romance.
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I have always had the courage for the new things that life sometimes offers.
WALLIS SIMPSON
For a gallant spirit there can never be defeat.
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Forgive me for not writing but this man is exhausting.
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You can never be too rich or too thin.
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A friend loveth at all times, and a brother is born for adversity.
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It seems to me that man is made to act rather than to know: the principles of things escape our most...
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There is nothing new except what has been forgotten.
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I have seen all, I have heard all, I have forgotten all.
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We are not interested in the possibilities of defeat. They do not exist.
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I can make a lord, but only God can make a gentleman.
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I speak Spanish to God, Italian to women, French to men, and German to my horse.
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I feel very, very lucky that George has got a little sister.
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I found Rome a city of bricks and left it a city of marble.
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A crown is merely a hat that lets the rain in.
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It is necessary to try to pass one's self always; this occupation ought to last as long as life.
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There's nothing like a jolly good disaster to get people to start doing something.
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We shouldn't judge people through the prism of our own stereotypes.
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America is a great country, but you can't live in it for nothing.
WILL ROGERS
The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best o...
WILL ROGERS
We are given children to test us and make us more spiritual.
GEORGE WILL
It is no longer enough to be lusty. One must be a sexual gourmet.
GEORGE WILL
Live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
WILL ROGERS
About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an i...
WILL ROGERS
America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few.
WILL ROGERS
Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House an...
WILL ROGERS
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you
WILL ROGERS
There is no argument in the world that carries the hatred that a relioious belief does. The more lea...
WILL ROGERS
Most of us spend too much time on the last twenty-four hours and too little on the last six thousand...
WILL DURANT
A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people
WILL ROGERS
There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS