I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.

I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.

a hardened and shameless tea-drinker, who has, for twenty years, diluted his meals with only the infusion of this fascinating plant; whose kettle has scarcely time to cool; who with tea amuses the evening, with tea solaces the midnight, and, with tea, welcomes the morning.

Let's bring it up to date with some snappy nineteenth century dialogue

I'll take fifty percent efficiency to get one hundred percent loyalty.

Go see it and see for yourself why you shouldn't go see it.