I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.

I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.

If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.

Color television! Bah, I won't believe it until I see it in black and white.

I think luck is the sense to recognize an opportunity and the ability to take advantage of it... The man who can smile at his breaks and grab his chances gets on.

People always say to me, 'It must have been wonderful coming from old Hollywood, with all those movie stars,' but I never knew anyone. I didn't even know who Charlie Chaplin was. My parents really kept me away from it all.