I don't think it is so much the actual bath that most cats dislike; I think it's the fact that they have to spend a good part of the day putting their hair back in place.

I hated cats. I was a dog lover," Des says with a shrug. "What's the point of a cat? They're not affectionate. But that's because it's not my cat. I mean, your wife wouldn't jump on my lap. That's because she's your wife, not mine. Until you have your own cat, you really don't understand.

The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an ax-murderer.

If only cats grew into kittens.

The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an ax-murderer

Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.