Graham Chapman
Related MONTY PYTHON GRAHAM CHAPMAN RUSSELL HOBAN You ignorant little slug!" the Trunchbull bellowed. "You witless weed! You empty-headed hamster! You... ROALD DAHL No man can protect you like your father, No women can love you like your mother. PRADEEPA PANDIYAN MARC ANDREESSEN SAM RAYBURN when im mad i usually punch a wall but that doesnt work so when your mad you dont need to punch a wa... DALLY SALAD JIM MORRISON If you want to be loved by all, first love God, then your mother and father. VIKRANT PARSAI 12. There will come a day, much quicker than your parents would wish, when you will no longer be com... JAMES C. DOBSON Your ears love to hear, so speak to it SOTONYE ANGA LAILAH GIFTYAKITA I am not sad, but I am melancholic. When you lose your mother at 20 and then your father soon after,... PATRICIA KAAS When your footsteps and thoughts carry you down the same path your heart and soul are directing you,... MOLLY FRIEDENFELD Let your Father and your Mother be glad, and let her rejoice who gave birth to you. PROVERB MOSHE DAYAN MOSHE DAYAN If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. MOTHER TERESA OF CALCUTTA MOSHE DAYAN When you lose your mother at 20 and then your father soon after, melancholia is part of your life. PATRICIA KAAS DESMOND TUTU MERYL STREEP MATSHONA DHLIWAYO BILLY CONNOLLY ROBERT FROST When you try to talk about yourself, you dont know who you are, or what your like, or what your like... CAROL CHANNING RACHAEL RAY "Your personality was made from two other personalities (mother/father), so in one sense you were bo... ED BULEY You can try to steer your life in a certain direction all you want, but ultimately, the wind is in c... CLAIRE CONTRERAS GILLIAN FLYNN MEHMET MURAT ILDAN MARTIN SCORSESE When you're happy, no one knows your smile. when you're sad, no one noticed your tears. but when you... JHEB KRUEGER (JEFF) JENNIFER ELISABETH J.J. MCAVOY BRENE BROWN MARILYN VOS SAVANT UNKNOWN Be mindful of your self-talk. It is a conversation with the universe. You are a being, full of infin... ANGIE KARAN ANTONIN SCALIA In general, you don't want competitors to understand your business outside of telling people you... DAVE GOLDBERG LISA KLEYPAS TRENT REZNOR PABLO NERUDA No matter what, your parents are going to worry about you. I had a tour bus, and my mother still tho... LEWIS BLACK BILL MAHER You should be free to enjoy your food and to eat anything you want, you just need to combine your fo... JOY SMITH BILL COSBY LISA KLEYPAS I want to read you every night. I want to take you to bed with me : your words, your thoughts, your ... AVIJEET DAS H. RIDER HAGGARD You want your food to work for you -- to make you healthier. DR. CATHLEEN LONDON If you want to see everything empty and neat and clean, it means you do not want people in your life APURVA GAGLANI if u know how to use your mind , you dont need a million bucks to make you feel like your in paradis... ELVIS HODZIC ELIZABETH GILBERT Don’t complain that your wife doesn’t make meals like your mother used to make if you don’t ma... VIKRANT PARSAI BILL GOLDBERG JODI PICOULT If your people are headed in the wrong direction, don't motivate them GEORGE ODIORNE ANDY RICHTER SARAH DESSEN CHARLES DICKENS DONALD SUTHERLAND I never lied to you two. I am telling you to your face: I didn't kill your father. You know that. DANIEL PELOSI Now, standing here, it is clear as day: more than anything else, you want to find words for what you... BILAL TANWEER The direction of your footprints is where you're headed for_ not otherwise. KIMTO OCHE EMMANUEL BILLY JOEL Do as you want, following others may cause you to lose your direction. KISHAN S CHAUHAN LISA KLEYPAS Your wedding completely changes the direction of your life, you know, no matter how greatly you desi... SHARON SHINN A.H. BULLEN TAHEREH MAFI I've known this family for a long time. And I want to tell you your father would be proud. DAVE FLEMING LAURA SCHLESSINGER My job the same as carpenter. What kind of house you want to build? What kind of food you want to ma... MASA TAKAYAMA EARTHA KITT To shift your life in a desired direction, you must powerfully shift your subconscious. KEVIN MICHEL If you cannot rape your mother, how dare you wake up and rape someone else's mother? Or daughter? Af... NANA ADJOA SAAM IRENE NYAME YE AGGREY-FYNN You dont got to be the best, you just got to want it more than the next mother fucker CHRIS MACHADO MATSHONA DHLIWAYO KAMAND KOJOURI ART BUCHWALD Never say anything on the phone that you wouldn't want your mother in law to hear at your trial SYDNEY BIDDLE BARROWS If your mind is clear as to what you are trying to do, if you can say what you want out of life and ... MARI ADAM I just had a normal African childhood; we played football a lot, but it was always in the street and... YAYA TOURE I want you, Delilah Anne. Never doubt that. I want a life with you. With your voice and your touch a... DEE TENORIO SUZANNE COLLINS You're beautifulIt's trueI saw your face In a crowded placeand I dont know what to docause I will ne... JAMES BLUNT I want to talk to you. I want to listen to you. I want to walk with you and, yes, I want you in my b... CHRISTINA DODD MICHAEL GRANT In Argentina, you do what your father does. If your father plays football, you play football. If you... ADOLFO CAMBIASO ILONA ANDREWS CORMAC MCCARTHY No matter how busy you are, No matter in which position you are, No matter what situation life gives... YASMEEN KHAN The difference between your friend and your best friend is that your friend asks, ‘Are you are ok?... SAVANIA CHINA WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE WILLIAM HAZLITT JUDD NELSON JULIAN BARNES
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I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general... 
I fart in your general direction. 
O yes youwl want to think on that you dont want your mouf to walk you where your feet dont want to g... 
These days, you have the option of staying home, blogging in your underwear, and not having your wor... 
Dont try to go too fast. Learn your job. Dont ever talk until you know what youre talking about. If ... 
Maybe if I share the path I walk then a little more of your pain will vanish. I want you to heal, wh... 
Dare to follow your own paths.
If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. 
If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. 
If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. 
If you want peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. 
You don't have to be famous. You just have to make your mother and father proud of you. 
Your father you esteem.
Did your mother never tell you not to drink on an empty head? 
You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. 
When you're out grocery shopping for your family, maybe you can put a can of cat or dog food in ... 
Sleep is like a cat: It only comes to you if you ignore it. I drank more and continued my mantra. 'S... 
Tell me the direction of your thoughts and I will tell you the direction of your life! 
If your mother cooks Italian food, why should you go to a restaurant? 
I just want your voice aimed at me again. I want to absorb the direction of your eyes… 
I want you to love me.” I said softly. “But if not, then I want to be the closest thing to you l... 
I've learned a lot since I was a new mother. My approach to struggle and shame now is to talk to... 
Be able to confide your innermost secrets to your mother and your innermost fears to your father. 
If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep... 
Being a good person begins with being a wise person. Then, when you follow your conscience, will you... 
He uttered a curse that startled her with its foulness, and gripped her head between his hands, forc... 
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I loved you without knowing it, and I looked for your memory.
New Rule: If you're one of the one-in-three married women who say your pet is a better listener than... 
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Surely,' I said, 'you don't think that you are going to die because you dreamed you saw your old fat... 
Then my mother shocked me. She said, " All those things that you want from your relationship, Liz? I... 
As a father, you want the best for your son, quite obviously. You want to create the best memories f... 
I have a sister, so I know-that relationship, it's all about fairness: you want your sibling to have... 
I wouldn't want to be a talk show host. That's another awkward compliment people make. '... 
What you have to decide... is how you want your life to be. If your forever was ending tomorrow, wou... 
what I want you to be - I don't mean physically but morally: you are very well physically - is a fir... 
At my age, you sort of fart your way into a role. 
Your mother told you all that I could give you was a reputation. 
I want to fill every part of you, breathe the air from your lungs and leave my handprints on your so... 
Your father used to come home to my mother, and why may not I be
a chippe of the same block out of ... 
I want to be the friend you fall hopelessly in love with. The one you take into your arms and into y... 
I think it was much better when you got on your horse and rode two miles to talk to your neighbor. 
I was given away. If your mother gives you away, you think everybody who comes into your life is goi... 
I am your earth if you want me to be.
O woman, 
Put yourself in Hamlet's shoes. Suppose you were a prince, and you came back from college to discove... 
No, it happened. And right when your song ended, I knew - just like your mother - I was a goner,' Pe... 
If God gives you a Quiznos, can I have a bite? No way. You have to pray for your own food. 
My point is, I would never hurt you or your family.”
Things happen to you they happen. They dont ask first. They dont require your permission. 
Thus when I shun Scylla, your father, I fall into Charybdis, your mother. -The Merchant of Venice. ... 
Look up, laugh loud, talk big, keep the color in your cheek and the fire in your eye, adorn your per... 
do tou think i would speak for you? i dont even know your language 
When you're young - when I was young - you want your emotions to be like the ones you read about in ... 
I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets. 
Dressing up as decrepit old ladies, and even decrepit young ladies, was one of our staples. 
Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children. 
Maybe it's naive to say, but it almost seems like, in the past, people tried to sell you somethi... 
If you've chosen someone to be in your bridal party, she should be a good enough friend that she... 
'Tis immortality to die aspiring,
As if a man were taken quick to heaven. 
I'm a designer, not a businesswoman. 
I was a celebrity bodyguard. I didn't keep the best hours or choose the best food when I was on ... 
There is a nick in Fortune's restless wheel
For each man's good. 
Young men think old men are fools, but old men know young men are fools. 
If you're still hanging onto a dead dream of yesterday, laying flowers on its grave by the hour, you... 
If your dream is a big dream, and if you want your life to work on the high level that you say you d... 
The belief in God is not therefore based on the perception of design in nature. Belief in design in ... 
A quotation, like a pun, should come unsought, and then be welcomed only for some propriety of felic... 
Gods are fragile things; they may be killed by a whiff of science or a dose of common sense. 
Out where the handclasp's a little stronger,
Out where the smile swells a little longer,
That'... 
One of my most sentimental items is my grandmother's engagement ring that my mom gave me a few y... 
There are some concerns that are universal. Everyone wants to be loved, and everyone wants to feel l... 
Gods are fragile things, they may be killed by a whiff of science or a dose of common sense. They th... 
Envy is like a fly that passes all the body's sounder parts, and dwells upon the sores. 
Growing up in Cleveland, I learned about singing from my mother, who had once sung professionally an... 
I was in a form of a prison: not necessarily with bars, but I was locked to that machine three days ... 
Why can't a seven-foot guy play a doctor? Why can't I be a teacher? Why can't I be a foo... 
He plots, he plans, he works in secret, 
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