I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.

Rage only works if it is justified. That's the trick with rage. You gotta have a reason to be mad.

It was great to be the rock comic, the shock comic. But after you've played Giants Stadium with Bon Jovi in front of 82,000 people, after you've done the 'Wild Thing' video with Jessica Hahn and every rock band from hell, you're not gonna top that.

Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.

I'm so tired of men who are afraid to hurt women's feelings.

I guess they're tough jokes. But there's lots of things you either laugh or cry at. And you just can't cry.