I enjoy growing older and wiser and learning from my mistakes every single day.
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ELLEN DEGENERES Growing older is certain; growing wiser is harder and optional.
DEBASISH MRIDHA The mainstream needs Ellen DeGeneres and Rosie O'Donnell. The mainstream needs RuPaul.
BILLY EICHNER Growing older does not automatically mean growing kinder or wiser.
STEPHEN RICHARDS I was doing stand-up at a restaurant and there was a chalkboard on the street out front. It said, So...
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RICHIE NORTON As you have seen the treachery of love because of me, I have seen my cruelty because of you. But you...
D. MORGENSTERN We'll go see some theater, and we'll hang out and do some stuff there. We'll go to clubs, ... Ellen ...
ELLEN DEGENERES When I was a kid, Ellen DeGeneres and Rosie O'Donnell were mere blips on the gaydar; and they we...
BETH DITTO Things will get easier, people's minds will change, and you should be alive to see it.
ELLEN DEGENERES It seems the great advantage of people who annoy us is motivation to engage in reflection.
OSCAR AULIQ-ICE To make mistakes or be wrong is human. To admit those mistakes shows you have the ability to learn, ...
DONALD L. HICKS Part of the process of getting what you want is learning what you don't want.
JIM GENOVESE One of the most interesting parts of writing is that you can think about it all of the time. Writers...
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IAN GILCHRIST It's not being marketed as a gay show by a gay person. It's just Ellen DeGeneres.
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CALVIN WADE Every mistake is a new style.
MICHAEL MEADE Living is a process of developing oneself. Without experiencing pain from disconcerting periods of o...
KILROY J. OLDSTER Each life is made up of mistakes and learning, waiting and growing, practicing patience and being pe...
BILLY GRAHAM Personal growth centers on two types of people, the ones we like and the ones that drive us crazy.
OSCAR AULIQ-ICE You can’t always have the full picture to everything in life, you'll only learn as you make more m...
OSCAR AULIQ-ICE I'm fulfilling my dreams that I had as a kid every single day. That's why I'm trying to ...
AARON RODGERS As you get older, you grow and mature, and that should never stop. As soon as you stop growing, you&...
ODELL BECKHAM, JR. So never be embarrassed by mistakes, rather, be thankful for them, because they always present an op...
DONALD L. HICKS The beauty of growing older, is being able to gain more knowledge and enjoy new experiences.
JAMILA MARIE BOOTHE As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my...
ANONYMOUS You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing, and by falling over.
RICHARD BRANSON Experience is making mistakes and learning from them.
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MEGYN KELLY I mask every single day. I mask every morning - since I was 27 years old. I don't care the brand...
TAMRON HALL A lifelong learner is a lifelong winner.
MATSHONA DHLIWAYO Everything in life is a lesson and I have learned from each marriage. Yes, I've made mistakes bu...
PATSY KENSIT Everyone of us is a bit crazy,it's what helps us come out of hard times stronger than before, but no...
ANNICK LA-BRANCHE We do not learn from experience... we learn from reflecting on experience.
JOHN DEWEY Right beneath the numerous sufferings in life lies the precious gift called success.
AULIQ-ICE I live in a landscape, which every single day of my life is enriching.
DANIEL DAY-LEWIS Many times what we perceive as an error or failure is actually a gift. And eventually we find that l...
RICHELLE E. GOODRICH Our mistakes from the past are just that: mistakes. And they were necessary to make in order to beco...
BILL MAHER My sisters and my mom, those people help me get through every single day.
DEMI LOVATO I enjoy being happy every day, and hopefully you can hear my happiness in my music. Life is beautifu...
CHRISTINA MILIAN I fretted myself about the mistakes of government, like other people; but finding myself every day g...
OLIVER GOLDSMITH I enjoy playing football with my three older brothers Rick, Ryan and Bobby.
RAYMOND OCHOA Be happy that you're growing older, that you're maturing, that you're smarter, that you&...
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CHEVIS JACKSON I'm from Cleveland, Ohio. And I'll tell you a real quick thing: we didn't have a pro hoc...
DOLPH ZIGGLER In the past, I had my idols but today I enjoy learning from all the soccer I watch.
ANDRES INIESTA As one grows older, one becomes wiser and more foolish.
FRANCOIS DE LA ROCHEFOUCAULD We're a little bit older and a little bit wiser.
ANTHONY KING After spending 460 days as a hostage, I did emerge a fundamentally changed person. But I think, like...
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LINDSAY LOHAN I became popular very young. I viewed myself as just a young actor trying to figure out how to do we...
JOSH HARTNETT Don’t grow older—grow wiser.
DEBASISH MRIDHA Every single day I think of it, and I always will.
SALLY ADAMS The wiser of men are those who learn from mistakes without actually making them.
CHARLES M FORD II Every single day, I write something new and record it.
GLENN HUGHES It is essential to our well-being, and to our lives, that we play and enjoy life. Every single day d...
WIEDER MARCIA It is essential to our well-being, and to our lives, that we play and enjoy life. Every single day d...
MARCIA WIEDER Mistakes and slips are a necessary evil part of our daily living. We learn through them all the time...
ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH I come to work every day thinking I have to earn my job, and I really believe that. I don't have...
ADENA FRIEDMAN I'm older and wiser, but I still dream of doing new things and creating new things.
PAIGE O'HARA I'm learning every day.
LAURA HARRIER That's OK (because) I'll be the one that's older and wiser.
PAT WILLIAMS Life is a series of lessons in which there is never enough learned.
DIAMOND RYAN There is always much to be learned from bad times, and to many people who prosper, they get good les...
OSCAR AULIQ-ICE A man's weakest spots are almost always closest to his passions.
OSCAR AULIQ-ICE There is always much to be learned from bad times, and to many people who prosper, they get good les...
AULIQ ICE Every new event—everything I did for the rest of my life—would only separate us more and more: d...
DONNA TARTT I'm fulfilling my dreams that I had as a kid every single day.
AARON RODGERS Never feel sorry for me, just teach me and watch me grow.
JONATHAN ANTHONY BURKETT As you get older, the summer is less of a vacation and more of a training period by yourself away fr...
AARON RODGERS It's all about learning from your mistakes.
KATIE MILLER The old idea that you grow wiser as you get older, and you learn from your elders, is actually compl...
ROMESH GUNESEKERA Don’t be too quick to leave the tree you are highly convinced of its future sweet fruits and comfo...
ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH The only mistake I can make is not learning from our mistakes.
JIM GENOVESE I don't suffer from my insanity -- I enjoy every minute of it.
SHERRILYN KENYON I wish someone older than me and wiser than the people in Orlando had taken me aside.
ARMISTEAD MAUPIN I enjoy living life and I enjoy going to different restaurants and eating my way through a country a...
MILA KUNIS I talk to God every single day. And I say, 'God, my life is in your hands, and I trust you with ...
TAMMY FAYE BAKKER Shane Murphy taught me so much, he was like my older brother, ... Every day I would just watch him a...
JAMES LYNCH Vaughn's vision is older, wiser and harder than Ritchie's [on film Layer Cake]
WILL SELF I'm anticipating another stellar season. These guys are older, wiser and hopefully better.
EDMOND DONALD I am involved in Greenpeace. And I just recently completely switched my diet over to near-veganism. ...
LINDSEY SHAW I'm a huge pasta and pizza lover. I can eat those every single day.
SHAY MITCHELL One of the things I do to stay healthy and fit is to make sure I exercise every single day. Aside fr...
MARTHA STEWART I grow old learning something new every day.
SOLON There is no doubt I'm learning new things and progressing with David Moyes. The sessions we have...
ROBIN VAN PERSIE I learnt a whole lot from my mother. About music, relationships, being a good person, loving people,...
R. KELLY The key is that I'm trying to keep growing and trying to keep learning and deepen my connection ...
FOREST WHITAKER Keep learning! Learning means growing. He who always learns knows how to grow in maturity. When we s...
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ELLEN DEGENERES I'm on the patch right now. Where it releases small dosages of approval until I no longer crave it, ...
ELLEN DEGENERES Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that...
ELLEN DEGENERES Hello?..Oh, hi Tom. Ooh, I've been dying to see that movie...Mmm no, I just opened up some yogurt. I...
ELLEN DEGENERES It's definitely a heterosexual feeling, but it's directed at you.
ELLEN DEGENERES Yeah [I'm thirty-six], but on the show I'm thirty-two. Nobody wants to watch a thirty-six year old w...
ELLEN DEGENERES I was raised around heterosexuals, as all heterosexuals are, that's where us gay people come from......
ELLEN DEGENERES Trying to get the talk show, looking back on it, we had to beg a lot of station managers to pick up ...
ELLEN DEGENERES The first house I bought was a little Spanish bungalow on Clinton Street in West Hollywood, right be...
ELLEN DEGENERES I'm on the patch right now. Where it releases small dosages of approval until I no longer crave ...
ELLEN DEGENERES It's not like I grew up playing pranks on people, and I was not that girl in school.
ELLEN DEGENERES I just like observing people - it's something I've done ever since I was a kid, and I got re...
ELLEN DEGENERES Yeah I'm thirty-six, but on the show I'm thirty-two. Nobody wants to watch a thirty-six year...
ELLEN DEGENERES Anne wrote it for me and directed, so I was stuck with it, ... We always got along. It's almost gros...
ELLEN DEGENERES New Orleans is my hometown, and our thoughts and prayers go out to everyone affected.
ELLEN DEGENERES I've been trying to find women writers for my staff for a while now and I have three women on my...
ELLEN DEGENERES In the beginning there was nothing. God said, ‘Let there be light!’ And there was light. There w...
ELLEN DEGENERES I get bored easily, so I need to do a lot. I've started a record label, so I get to nurture new ...
ELLEN DEGENERES I've moved about 10 times over the past 15 years. I don't move for the sole purpose of getti...
ELLEN DEGENERES The first time probably people really were aware of me, I unfortunately had the title of Showtime...
ELLEN DEGENERES Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it’s worse when you see them wearing dark glasses,...
ELLEN DEGENERES Procrastination is not the problem. It is the solution. It is the universe's way of saying stop, slo...
ELLEN DEGENERES Life is short. If you doubt me, ask a butterfly. Their average life span is a mere five to fourteen ...
ELLEN DEGENERES Our attention span is shot. We've all got Attention Deficit Disorder or ADD or OCD or one of these d...
ELLEN DEGENERES You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She...
ELLEN DEGENERES I would love to have the same rights as everybody else. I would love, I don't care if it's c...
ELLEN DEGENERES I'm grateful for everything. I'm grateful for my health, and I'm so grateful for the lov...
ELLEN DEGENERES I say always follow your passion, no matter what, because even if it's not the same financial su...
ELLEN DEGENERES There would be nothing to get me to run for president. I don't even understand how anyone would ...
ELLEN DEGENERES