You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me because that's how it's spelled.

I enjoy growing older and wiser and learning from my mistakes every single day.

It must be around forty, when you're "over the hill." I don't even know what that means and why it's a bad thing. When I go hiking and I get over the hill, that means I'm past the hard part and there's a snack in my future. That's a good thing as far as I'm concerned.

Life is short. If you doubt me, ask a butterfly. Their average life span is a mere five to fourteen days.

I still get scared at night. Every tiny creak, every little noise, I open my eyes real wide and listen with them. Have you noticed that? When it’s dark and you can’t see a thing, you open your eyes really wide and glance back and force, like your eyes become your ears?

No one is perfect, except for Penélope Cruz.