I find my fans are really funny people. Most comedians can't say that about their fans.

I think your tendency when you play yourself is to accentuate something about you that you think is the funny thing about you.

People say funny things all the time during really serious moments in life.

Some people say funny things, but I say things funny.

You know the quickest way to get comedians to hate you? Do Letterman at age 24.

Someone said to me at a party once, 'Oh, yeah, you're a comedian? Then how come you're not funny now?' And I just wanted to say, 'Well, I'm just going to take this conversation we're having and then repeat that to strangers, and then that's the joke. You're the joke later.'