I get a lot of return business. I think it's all those years I put in traveling around the country; people saw me before and had a good time so they want to see me again.

Barbie ruined my life! It's a really bad image for women. For a long time I thought I was deformed - because my heels didn't touch the ground. I was walking around on tiptoes. What's up with that? I think that it's a bad thing for a woman to try to emulate.

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

The time you spend grieving over a man should never exceed the amount of time you actually spent with him.

You are always trying to please people before you get to the public whenever you do anything that requires a corporate body to sanction it.

My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.