I get to actually experience what it would be like to be a psycho, which is not a fun one, or to be a cowboy, or to be a weird character of some sort. For me, it suits me. It suits my personality. I'm an emotional kind of person anyway.
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Related To be, or not to be, that is the question. WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE Reach out and help others. If you have the power to make someone happy, do it. Be a vessel, be the c... GERMANY KENT To be or not to be. That's not really a question. JEAN-LUC GODARD Do I have the courage of being a ruthless man to myself with the complete knowledge on my manner or ... FEREIDOON YAZDI A coin is examined, and only after careful deliberation, given to a beggar, whereas a child is flung... PETER WESSEL ZAPFFE To be or not to be is not a question of compromise. Either you be or you don't be. GOLDA MEIR To be mad is worse than not to be if this is what it is. JOHNNY RICH Hamlet's Cat's Soliloquy "To go outside, and there perchance to stay Or to re... HENRY N. BEARD To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being. TOM ROBBINS Kindness is universal. Sometimes being kind allows others to see the goodness in humanity through yo... GERMANY KENT People themselves makes a lots of mistakes and still loves himself,
and they never forget a single m... OM BENIWAL If you think like a leader, act like a leader, inspire like a leader then you are a leader. DEBASISH MRIDHA To date or not to date that is the question. It's almost as important as Shakespeare's to be... AL GOLDSTEIN Sheep don’t need the shepherd to be what they are. The shepherd needs sheep to be what he is. LJUPKA CVETANOVA I know that David Tennant's Hamlet isn't till July. And lots of people are going to be doing Dr Who ... NEIL GAIMAN In the real world, they told you who to be, not the other way around. RHODA BELLEZA The quest of the Inner Ring will break your hearts unless you break it. But if you break it, a surpr... C.S. LEWIS It is better to be a pragmatist than a lunatic. DEBASISH MRIDHA How to be a Poet (to remind myself) Make a place to sit down. Sit down. Be quiet. <... WENDELL BERRY if it doesn't come bursting out of you in spite of everything, don't do it. unless it... CHARLES BUKOWSKI To be a success, you have to break down your wall of fear that you built around you to protect yours... DEBASISH MRIDHA Yes! Very funny this terrible thing is. A man that is born falls into a dream like a man who falls i... JOSEPH CONRAD How lucky I am to have known somebody and something that saying goodbye to is so damned awful. EVANS G. VALENS It is a lie. ARTHUR MILLER You can not change what happened or bring back the past. But you can change the future by being stro... DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA Be the girl you want your daughter to be. Be the girl you want your son to date. Be classy, be smart... GERMANY KENT Be nice to people... maybe it'll be unappreciated, unreciprocated, or ignored, but spread the love a... GERMANY KENT Be kind. We never know what people are going through. Give grace and mercy because one day your circ... GERMANY KENT Human is what he decides to be. ZAMAN ALI You know that we've got a few problems we need to talk through before we get married." "I... SUSAN ELIZABETH PHILLIPS The most attractive thing about you should have less to do with your face or body and more to do wit... GERMANY KENT To be a leader, take action and be an example. To be an adviser, be wise. DEBASISH MRIDHA To be rich simply means,to be able to meet people's need. DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) when your heart touched mine,I knew then we were one. THERESA M WILSON To be rich simply means to be beneficial to others. DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) More than any woman I ever knew, she comforted.' -Mrs. Huxley about Emma DEBORAH HEILIGMAN That's silly,' said Martha. 'Friends should always tell each other the truth. JAMES MARSHALL Kindness is the essence of greatness and the fundamental characteristic of the noblest men and women... JOSEPH B. WIRTHLIN In this long eternal quest to be more like our Savior, may we try to be “perfect” men and women ... JEFFREY R. HOLLAND And we learned that you don't have to be famous or rich or physically healthy to be a leader. You ju... JOAN BAUER There is no tomorrow to remember if we don’t do something today, and to live most fully today, we ... THOMAS S. MONSON Beauty—real everlasting beauty—lives not on our faces, but in our attitude and our actions. It l... JUSTINA CHEN 37. It is better to be single and unhappy than unhappily married. JAMES C. DOBSON I was emotional. I wanted to be taken seriously. I was pretty emo. I was reciting Shakespeare monolo... CONSTANCE WU When people begin to define the things that they believe in, based upon the exclusion of all the thi... C. JOYBELL C. If you were to ask everyone what 'Hamlet' was about, they might say, "It's about a ... ORLANDO BLOOM A lot of things should have been, Zigmund, but they aren’t. Are you going to be miserable about th... MELIKA DANNESE LUX Do not be afraid of failure, it is part of the learning process SOTONYE ANGA The best way to be happy is to be kind to someone. DEBASISH MRIDHA stop looking for job, create one. SOTONYE ANGA To be lazy is stupid, to be a muscle machine is a crazy thing... and how far we go or father we all ... DEYTH BANGER People live for eating,but
I eat for survive OM BENIWAL The sad heart needs work to do. JOAN BAUER Most powerful of all powers in its holy insinuation is _being_. _To be_ is more powerful than even _... GEORGE MACDONALD When you give, you will be blessed. When you give, it will be given back to you. CRAIG GROESCHEL I actually found 'We're the Millers' one of the toughest, if I'm honest, least fun e... WILL POULTER Eventually I came across another passage. This is what it said: I am not commanding you, but I ... NICHOLAS SPARKS To kill a mockingbird. If you haven't read it, I think you should because it is very interesting. STEPHEN CHBOSKY I will never forget the vision of Jamie walking towards me. NICHOLAS SPARKS As these images were going through my head, my breathing suddenly went still. I looked at Jamie, the... NICHOLAS SPARKS You don't have to learn much out of books, it's like if you want to learn about cows, you go milk on... HARPER LEE You can't really get to know a person until you get in their shoes and walk around in them. HARPER LEE I happen to be of an almost extinct breed, an old-fashioned gentleman--which means I can be a real r... ROBERT A. HEINLEIN Have the courage to let some go, and sacrifice for some to stay; thus, live and make life your own w... MOHAMMED ALI BAPIR Meant to be" allows for lazy. The idea of destiny alleviates anxiety; it comforts us. We stop believ... STEPHANIE KLEIN Plunging in “truths” about God is like walking on the bottom of a sea that is not there, searchi... MARIANA FULGER How to be wealthy;Birth an idea & then take it to the market place & believe that the market place w... DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) It's a sheer and an utter nonsense to even think or imagine that a person can gain and retain people... ANUJ SOMANY How to be perfect;Think nothing,say nothing & do nothing. DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) How to be Great;The moment you realize & accept the ordinary fact that those doing great things toda... DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) How to be great;Think of a gigantic & unheard of idea to birth & nurture & inside it lies your great... DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Stay true to yourself.Take everyday challenge in your stride & strive to make journey of life exactl... DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA Be true to yourself.Give wings of confidence & courage to your endeavour. Your strength is reflected... DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA Like the vital rudder of a ship, we have been provided a way to determine the direction we travel. T... THOMAS S. MONSON Be true to yourself.Let your belief & thoughts for right cause are not compromised at any cost thoug... DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA Just because you love someone doesn't mean you're meant to be together. MICHAELA D. If you can put your mind to it anything can be achieved but to pull something out of nothing althoug... GARY F EVANS... There is only one way to happiness and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the p... EPICTETUS We must be more and more to each other, my dear wife.' -Charles Darwin to wife Emma upon loss of dau... DEBORAH HEILIGMAN I wish you knew how I value you; and what an inexpressible blessing it is to have one whom one can a... DEBORAH HEILIGMAN A Ritual to Read to Each Other If you don’t know the kind of person I am and... WILLIAM STAFFORD I know now: what is is all that matters. Not the thing you know is meant to be, not what could be, n... AUGUSTEN BURROUGHS Five billion people have played Hamlet. 'To be or not to be.' And how do you do that and fin... ANNETTE BENING You won’t burn in hell. But be nice anyway. RICKY GERVAIS How wild it was, to let it be. T. S. ELIOT The game is meant to be fun. JACK NICKLAUS Remember that yours is not the only heart that may be wishing for love. CAMERON DOKEY Ah, much deluded! lay aside Thy threats, and anger misapplied! Art not afraid with sounds ... JOHN MILTON I want to be honest, and even if that's scary, I know it's worth it. EMM GRYNER When there is no reason to be happy, that's all the reason you need to happy SOTONYE ANGA Most of us think we're too busy or too important to rest for a day. CRAIG GROESCHEL 35. God is entitled to a portion of our income—not because He needs it but because we need to give... JAMES C. DOBSON Be fun! I don't like homes or rooms that don't have a sense of humor or have some sense of w... BRYAN BATT I never said to be like me, I say be yourself and make a difference. MARILYN MANSON The female format is a beautiful one in which to function. Foolhardy as it may be. I change my image... LYDIA LUNCH I think it'll be an emotional day. It'll be exciting for me, mostly it'll be exciting fo... LATRELL SPREWELL Lᴏᴠᴇ ɪs ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡɪɴᴅ ... Yᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ sᴇᴇ ɪᴛ, ʙᴜᴛ ʏᴏ... NICHOLAS SPARKS She filed the image away as an excellent and insulting question to ask the earl at an utterly inappr... GAIL CARRIGER To do all that one is able to do, is to be a man; to do all that one would like to do, is to be a go... NAPOLEON BONAPARTE If we could have the ability to change the past and right our wrongs would it make us learn from any... GARY F EVANS...
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I wanted to do everything. I wanted to be a pilot. I wanted to be a secret agent. I wanted to be a f... JOSH HOLLOWAY We're actually doing something scripted that's totally, you know, we kind of know what's... JOSH HOLLOWAY I just covered my wife and protected her, and that was it. And off he went. JOSH HOLLOWAY Hello darling. How are you? Haven't seen you all night. JOSH HOLLOWAY My family and I are fine and appreciate everyone's concerns and good thoughts, JOSH HOLLOWAY I love it and I bought a house now. We've been remodeling, JOSH HOLLOWAY My family and I are fine and appreciate everyone's concerns and good thoughts. We are very grateful ... JOSH HOLLOWAY Woo! We had no idea we would win. I can't get this freakin' smile off my face, JOSH HOLLOWAY It's painful and nerve-racking. It has changed the dynamic, and to say it hasn't is a lie. Before, i... JOSH HOLLOWAY It's something like I've never seen before. AJ HOLLOWAY We are still in the search and rescue mode. 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Somebody said &... JOSH MCDOWELL Your job, as a head coach and general manager, is to listen and not bypass any opportunity to help y... JOSH MCDANIELS I think physical comedy is an amazing asset because it tells a story that's more universal than ... JOSH GAD It's just cool to me that Bon Jovi knows my name! JOSH HOPKINS Occasions are rare; and those who know how to seize upon them are rarer. JOSH BILLINGS In life, I'd much rather have people laughing at me than booing me. JOSH PECK Better make a weak man your enemy than your friend. JOSH BILLINGS To write a story about New York that only deals with people in your age and socioeconomic bracket, t... JOSH RADNOR I always worked pretty steadily. But maybe out of some kind of fear, I put the brakes on letting mys... JOSH PAIS But I think what Liam said just kind of hit it spot on, that the people in the capital are brainwash... 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JOSH MCDOWELL There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness. JOSH BILLINGS It is much easier to repent of sins that we have committed than to repent of those that we intend to... JOSH BILLINGS Most people repent their sins by thanking God they ain't so wicked as their neighbors. JOSH BILLINGS I honestly believe it is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so. JOSH BILLINGS Knowledge is like money: the more he gets, the more he craves. JOSH BILLINGS The trouble with most folks ain't so much their ignorance as knowing so many things that ain't so. JOSH BILLINGS Old maids sweeten their tea with scandal. JOSH BILLINGS There is no greater evidence of superior intelligence than to be surprised at nothing. JOSH BILLINGS I don't care how much a person talks, if they only say it in a few words. JOSH BILLINGS Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel. JOSH BILLINGS Don't ever prophesy; for if you prophesy wrong, nobody will forget it; and if you prophesy right, no... JOSH BILLINGS Don't put off till tomorrow what can be enjoyed today. JOSH BILLINGS One of the best temporary cures for pride and affection is seasickness; a man who wants to vomit nev... JOSH BILLINGS Wisdom has never made a bigot, but learning has. JOSH BILLINGS Poverty is the step-mother of genius. JOSH BILLINGS Remember the poor, it costs nothing. JOSH BILLINGS I am a poor man, but I have this consolation: I am poor by accident, not by design. JOSH BILLINGS Don't mistake pleasure for happiness. They are a different breed of dogs. JOSH BILLINGS A good place to visit, but a poor place to stay. JOSH BILLINGS Pity cost nothing and ain't worth nothing. JOSH BILLINGS About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal with good judgme... JOSH BILLINGS Consider the postage stamp, my son. It secures success through its ability to stick to one thing til... JOSH BILLINGS If a man should happen to reach perfection in this world, he would have to die immediately to enjoy ... JOSH BILLINGS To bring up a child in the way he should go -- travel that way yourself. JOSH BILLINGS