I got a robe. It's not a robe, really, it's just a towel that fits me.

2-in-1 is a bullshit term, because 1 is not big enough to hold 2. That's why 2 was created.

I saw a human pyramid once. It was very unnecessary. It did not need to exist.

I think Bigfoot is blurry - that's the problem. It's not the photographers' fault. Bigfoot is blurry. And that's extra-scary to me. There's a large, out-of-focus monster roamin' the countryside. 'Run, he's fuzzy, get out of here.'

I bought a seven-dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.

I'm not an anarchist. I'm throwing in the towel.