2-in-1 is a bullshit term, because 1 is not big enough to hold 2. That's why 2 was created.

My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. So which ones the real hero?

I got a robe. It's not a robe, really, it's just a towel that fits me.

My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?

I like to hold the microphone cord like this, I pinch it together, then I let it go, then you hear a whole bunch of jokes at once.

I saw a human pyramid once. It was very unnecessary. It did not need to exist.