My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. So which ones the real hero?

My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?

2-in-1 is a bullshit term, because 1 is not big enough to hold 2. That's why 2 was created.

I think fooseball is a combination of soccer and shishkabobs.

Why are there no during pictures.

It's hard to dance if you just lost your wallet. Whoa! Where's my wallet? But, hey this song is funky...