My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?

My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. So which ones the real hero?

I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down.

I don't know what the future may hold, but I know who holds the future.

2-in-1 is a bullshit term, because 1 is not big enough to hold 2. That's why 2 was created.

Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like a weak midget trying to bring you down.