Bill Burr
Related I'm kind of a perfectionist, and it gets in the way with my putting sometimes. Golf is a messed-... CAMILO VILLEGAS BURGESS OWENS I tread on the m che' with my feet and I sometimes use my teeth, and of course my hands are always w... SHIRAZ PELED Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But... DAVE ATTELL MALIN AKERMAN I think my mother is my biggest influence. There are so many things I hate about her but at the same... NIKKI REED I just wrote 'Merry Christmas John' on my balloon. I love the Beatles and especially John Lennon. My... JAMES ANDREWS MATTHEW PERRY I'm one of those women who's not to be messed with. I'm very opinionated and boisterous ... LISARAYE MCCOY-MISICK My most intimate secrets? Well, if I told you those they wouldn't be secrets now, would they? Se... PAUL KANE VIN DIESEL People are paralyzed on a football field. People die. You just never know when it's going to be ... TROY POLAMALU LISA EDELSTEIN ANDREW SHUE You gotta live life before you can talk about it. Sometimes when things don't work out in life, ... GABRIEL IGLESIAS Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people "the cops." But you kno... DAVE ATTELL Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people ""the cops."" But you k... DAVE ATTELL I loved rock and roll when that came in, Bill Haley, Little Richard, Fats Domino, Buddy Holly, Elvis... IAN MCLAGAN ZOOEY DESCHANEL BRYSON TILLER On the first day of school, you got to be real careful where you sit. You walk into the classroom an... JEFF KINNEY When I'm working I wear so much makeup, and when I'm out with my friends I wear makeup, so s... LAURA MARANO ACTION BRONSON NICOLE SCHERZINGER REBECCA HALL I'm quite jealous of my Scottish relations, in whose culture everyone, in a Jane Austen kind of ... HUGH GRANT Sometimes animal exercises can help you get in touch with parts of yourself that you don't acces... JORDAN GAVARIS I make bangers all the time, and I knew it was going to come. My mom probably used to think it wasn&... TY DOLLA SIGN I've always competed in those shows. Like, I won 'Fear Factor', I did 'I'm a Cel... STEPHEN BALDWIN ROB GRONKOWSKI It kind of gets old, because you don't just want to be remembered for your past, ... You want to be ... DAVID PATTEN Maybe sometimes, when I see some kids, you know, with their families. It's making me cry. You kn... CHARICE PEMPENGCO I like all types of women. I accept them as they are when they come into my life... But I'm not ... NAYVADIUS CASH I'm not one of those actors who gets so taken by a role that I can't live my life. I'm t... BILLY PORTER BETTY WILLIAMS GERMANY KENT You can talk about things indirectly, but if you want to talk how people really talk, you have to ta... BOB SAGET WILL.I.AM I know Spanish pretty well. I'm half-Puerto Rican - my mom is from Puerto Rico - so I have a lot... DAVID LAMBERT I was kind of reflecting on my life and certain experiences, and you know, when I'm teaching and... DEREK HOUGH ALLEN IVERSON DOUGLAS COUPLAND Once in high school, I completely over plucked my left eyebrow all the way up to where you're no... ASHLEY TISDALE Wait, that’s your idea? That’s your expert advice? You’re going to tell these novelists to jus... KAREN RUSSELL Your results are very quantifiable. And nobody can take those results away from you. They are yours.... ABAGAIL JOHNSON SHRADDHA KAPOOR This life gets bitterly cold. Sometimes you just need to cling to the person that you can claw your ... CHRIS DINGESS When I graduated from high school, my mom and dad were saying I needed to go to college, but I said ... ELIJAH KELLEY On signing day, my mom brought me the national letter of intent to Arkansas. I should feel like I... DEANGELO WILLIAMS He should give the entire picture, not just pick out a piece where it kind of looks like, you know, ... FRIEDERIKE BOSZKO Day one through three of the radio tour, I actually went by Camaron Ochs. I went to my first set of ... CAM I'll be honest with you: politically, I have no issue with people, but my beef sometimes is with... DARON MALAKIAN I have learned the hard way. My mom and my sister, who live on my street, were just as surprised as ... ERVIN LINDSEY I definitely have come out of my shell a lot more. When you question who you are, you can't be p... RICKY WILLIAMS I take nothing away from my existence in the 'hood, because it sharpened my instincts. We had a ... F. GARY GRAY DIANE VON FURSTENBERG I was watching TV one day, and I'm like, 'How did those people get on TV? I'm gonna try ... BENJAMIN STOCKHAM I used to game a lot, you know, back in the day. My gaming time done got so short that my skills ain... ICE CUBE NATE ROBINSON QUAVO I try to work on all aspects of my game, whether it be run, pass. I think you can never stop growing... D'BRICKASHAW FERGUSON I'd like to be an actress when I'm older. I sometimes do improv. I used to do it with my dad... PARIS-MICHAEL KATHERINE JACKSON To be honest with you, I'd rather not be working. When you work, there are all sorts of deadline... BENICIO DEL TORO The way I train, the way I spar, I'm out of my comfort zone every single day, and you can see th... RAFAEL DOS ANJOS My mom had a produce business in in Oxnard, and we used to take these long trips to talk to farmers ... ANDERSON PAAK I'm one of those old cynics that thinks, whoever you vote for, the government always gets in. PETER HOOK I’d ruin any day, all my days, for those long nights with you, and I did. DANIEL HANDLER HENRY CAVILL That was one of those anything-you-can-do-I-can-do-better shots. I don't know how you stop him when ... ANDY WERNER ALDIS HODGE AARON NEVILLE ALEX LIFESON NATALIE PORTMAN CAMERON DIAZ SIGOURNEY WEAVER Chanel No. 5 is my perfume when I'm feeling like a lady. It's old-school and warm - and it r... PHOEBE TONKIN DANIEL RADCLIFFE Dead people never seem to address the obvious - the things you'd think they'd be bursting to... MARY ROACH Taken from the dedication in my debut novel Exactly 23 days. To honour all women on International Wo... JAYNE HIGGINS TARYN MANNING BILLY GARDELL One thing I hear a lot is, 'Dude, my mom loves your record,' or 'I got it for my dad for... MAC DEMARCO Sometimes I catch myself if I'm shopping, and I'm like, 'I want to hide my thighs and my... KETHER DONOHUE PAMELA ANDERSON When you're travelling, your day is jam-packed. I just don't have time to whip out a PC all ... KEVIN O'LEARY We have to keep trying things we're not sure we can pull off. If we just do the things we know we ca... CYBILL SHEPHERD When you do talk to people, share what you are. Stop focusing on all the things that you aren’t. S... DAN PEARCE All the stories are devastating, but the one that hit home with me was the story of a 7-year-old kid... CARLOS BOOZER ROBERT M. DRAKE KATHERINE SCHWARZENEGGER LOUIS C. K. SCOTTY MCCREERY DAVID BECKHAM RACHAEL RAY When I was in my gender class a lot of it was hard for me to listen to these women; I just felt they... BRANDI PERL TAYLOR SWIFT I would be lying if I said I cut out all dessert. When I'm training, I try to satisfy those crav... JOSIE LOREN HANNIBAL BURESS JOEL OSTEEN He was one of my idols growing up. Those guys every moment and every minute that they talk to you, y... JIM THOME
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We understood, growing up - 'cause it was taught in our family home, my mom and dad - to respect... 
Those are my favorite kind of parts to do, just being a goofball and seeing how far you can go with ... 
The funniest thing is when somebody says "Look I've no idea who you are but my friend said you are o... 
If you're the type of person who has to fulfill your dreams, you've gotta be resourceful to ... 
It's important to be gentle about my routines. I've learned that the hard way. When I'm ... 
I'm just kind of taking a break now and enjoying the freedom of making my own choices. When you&... 
My nursery school did a production of 'The Three Little Pigs.' I played the third pig. When ... 
I can't just wear whatever when I go out because somebody might want to take a picture. People a... 
I'll always be into sports. Sports is part of my life forever. My TV stays on ESPN all day long,... 
I'm going to take care of the man I'm with. I grew up in a household where my mum takes care... 
Whenever I'm in theatre situations I will go out of my way not to talk about my father, but in t... 
No, my dance moves are always working no matter where I am. Whether at the house or if I'm out, ... 
When I received the news of the Nobel Peace Award, I could not believe it. I told my father, 'I ... 
Be kind. We never know what people are going through. Give grace and mercy because one day your circ... 
I remember when I was 11, I told my mom, 'One day I'm going to buy you a house.' And she... 
Man, I'm 31 years old and a husband with four kids; I hope I'm no thug. I hear all those neg... 
You like all animals at that moment, although no doubt you will one day choose your favorites. Your ... 
From when I can remember, I wanted to be an actress. I am a die hard fan of dancing and would take m... 
What I think I sell with my clothes is confidence, so hopefully all my dresses, my accessories, are ... 
My dad said, 'Stay humble, and you gotta work harder than everybody else.' My mom said, '... 
I'm just willing to try different things. But you gotta keep it all making sense. 
I often find during a day of shooting I will speak in an American accent all day long when I'm d... 
My standard for the women in my life is like, 'If no man can treat you better than I can treat y... 
When I'm singing, it's a mixture of my innocence in the projects, my mom and dad. It's a... 
It's hard to stop wars, and it's hard to stop the abuse of the planet and all of those thing... 
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I have to remind my dad, 'Journalists - no matter how many cigars they smoke with you - are not ... 
Sometimes you trust someone who turns out not to be honest. There are a lot of things that happen in... 
I don't know where my romanticism comes from. My mom and dad would read to me a lot. 'Treasu... 
I just get focused on whatever is in front of me. When I was filming Crossroads, it had all my focus... 
I always like to find those little mom-and-pop sandwich places, or diners. Those are my favorite kin... 
I'm a soccer mom. I'm T-ball, soccer, karate, homework, keeping them on their schedules. I l... 
At the end of the day I went to this place where your memories left footsteps on my skin and the bre... 
I talk to my mom about six times a day, and we constantly email in between that. People say that I&#... 
When two kids are being completely berserk, and they're naked and throwing food around, sometime... 
I keep a lot of my old baseball hats, and if you look in the hats I've had since I started pitch... 
I'm not one of those people who is not looking forward to getting old. I'm happy with my lif... 
When I do a 30-minute meal, for instance, on Food Network, that's my food you see at the end of ... 
When I'm in management meetings when we're deciding my future, those decisions are left up t... 
Gibberish rap is - I freestyle all the time, just hangin' out with friends. And sometimes when I... 
Don't ever criticize yourself. Don't go around all day long thinking, 'I'm unattract... 
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Stand up comedy is this thing you get to do, so you have to treat it with respect. You can't jus... 
There is a very difficult period in a comedian's career - it's that window of time where you... 
Never do today what you can do tomorrow. Something may occur to make you regret your premature actio... 
Go West, young man. 
Metaphor is the currency of knowledge. I have spent my life learning incredible amounts of disparate... 
Never do today what you can put off till tomorrow. Delay may give clearer light as to what is best t... 
Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you kno... 
No one really wants to admit they are lonely, and it is never really addressed very much between fri... 
When birds burp, it must taste like bugs. 
God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that... 
We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks. 
Try to be like the turtle - at ease in your own shell. 
Keep your word. Honor commitments, and they will double back to honor you. 
Historically, privacy was almost implicit, because it was hard to find and gather information. But i... 
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Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing. 
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