I had a dad you know.

Doctors didn't know what to do with me.

Everyone always told me that I had the symptoms of a P.O.W.

I don't know if I want to be a big star though.

Some of the funniest people I know are not screwed up in the head.

I called my mother up and I said, 'You know, I've been to the best doctors in the world and I've spent almost half a million dollars and they're telling me I have symptoms of a P.O.W. and all I did was grow up in your home.'