I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.

I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.

My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.

I just have a relationship with my imagination. It's like my friend, almost.

I like George Carlin's jokes. I like his humor. He's one of my heroes, and I like what he did with talking about everyday things.

George Carlin's album, 'Class Clown,' came out when I was in high school. I memorized a lot of that album. I'd come home from school, put it on, and listen over and over. I started memorizing it. I don't even know why. I loved it so much I memorized it.