I had an epiphany a few years ago when I was out at a celebrity party and it suddenly dawned on me that I had yet to meet a celebrity who is as smart and interesting as any of my friends.

Boys are like purses. You're always gonna have that one boy that you're always comfortable with and you know you'll always kind of like. That's your purse that you wear everywhere. Then you have that gorgeous bag that you want everyone to see you with but the gorgeous bag is usually an asshole or costs a lot of money. Then you have those other purses that you really like but you really don't want to be seen with

I never made one of my discoveries through the process of rational thinking

I met Elton John at an Interview dinner, and we just sort of became friends. He's got such a wicked sense of humor.

The stars have a strong effect on our daily shopping lives. Hollywood is astrology’s only credible conspiracy.

Twitter provides us with a wonderful platform to discuss/confront societal problems. We trend Justin Bieber instead.