I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it.

I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it

I had final cut, and I cut my own throat.

A person comes in with a sore throat or fever, and a little swelling of the glands, it could be just routine cold. But that's the symptoms of the mumps.

If you want to cut your own throat, don't come to me for a bandage.

I'm allergic to caffeine. When I have it, my throat gets sore, and I get a rash.