I have as much privacy as a goldfish in a bowl.

We all live in a televised goldfish bowl.

We all live in a televised goldfish bowl.

I couldn't be a royal. It's like living in a supersonic goldfish bowl.

I've got a new invention. It's a revolving bowl for tired goldfish.

If you have any interests you can gain a wider audience for those interests while the goldfish bowl is yours!