I have defined the hundred per cent American as ninety-nine per cent an idiot.

When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.

[Chess] is a foolish expedient for making idle people believe they are doing something very clever, when they are only wasting their time.

When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he will always declare that it is his duty.

Americans adore me and will go on adoring me until I say something nice about them.

You're just another american who is willfully ignorant of the big red, white and blue dick being shoved up your asshole every day... The owners of this country know the truth... it's called the American dream because you have to be asleep to believe it!