When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.

I have defined the hundred per cent American as ninety-nine per cent an idiot.

[Chess] is a foolish expedient for making idle people believe they are doing something very clever, when they are only wasting their time.

When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he will always declare that it is his duty.

Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider!

Money is the most important thing in the world. It represents health, strength, honor, generosity and beauty as conspicuously as the want of it represents illness, weakness, disgrace, meanness and ugliness.