Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider!

You're just another american who is willfully ignorant of the big red, white and blue dick being shoved up your asshole every day... The owners of this country know the truth... it's called the American dream because you have to be asleep to believe it!

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.

I have defined the hundred per cent American as ninety-nine per cent an idiot.

Genius and stupidity never stray from their respective paths; talent wanders to and fro, following every light.