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I have found out that there ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.


Mark Twain

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MIKE BARNOW There go my people. I must find out where they are going so I can lead them.
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AUGUSTEN BURROUGHS I, Mark Twain being of sound mind, have spent everything
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MARK TWAIN Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
MARK TWAIN Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
MARK TWAIN I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know.
MARK TWAIN